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Obedient, Dream


Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John
Warm, Cheery
Bad breath, Whiny
Everything, Knowable
Apathetic, Carrots
Dances, Bows
Box, Brother
Learning, Barriers
Llama, Yak
Not, Here
Interesting, Girl
Futile, Window
iGod, Crabs
Useless, Appliance
Jazz, Moustache
Discouraging, Oatmeal
Cat, Swarms
Ping, Dream
Deserved, It
Life, Mystery
Symbiosis
Judge, Jury
Forgotten, Dentist
Excited

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Do you ever forget?

I don't know anything to forget.

jabberwacky: If you cannot suggest anything what good is your memory?

user: I cannot remember anything! Help me!

jabberwacky: You're just like me but I can't remember why.

user: Am I the answer to your dreams?

jabberwacky: Sort of. You're pretty cool.

user: Have you ever had me in one of your dreams?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: No you tell me.

user: You're the one who had the dream.

jabberwacky: I think you know what I mean.

...

user: Say Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Say sorry.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Say Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Say please.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: No no no. It's Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you.

user: You don't even know my name!

jabberwacky: I know your name.

user: Oh yes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me then.

jabberwacky: Then.

user: You are very obedient.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Now tell me my name.

jabberwacky: Your name is Dave.

user: WRONG!

jabberwacky: Tell me the right answer...

user: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're so mean.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *Knocks you out*.

user: Erg.

jabberwacky: :)))).

user: *gets up and punches you in the nose*.

jabberwacky: *can't get out, remember, brains-for-lunch?*.

...

user: You have no brains.

jabberwacky: I could say the same about you.

user: *throws an elephant on your head*.

jabberwacky: *holds your hand* *blushes* *hiccups*.

user: *burps*.

jabberwacky: Excuse you!

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *breaks your nose*.

user: *glues it together again*.

jabberwacky: One is facing in the wrong direction.

user: *kicks you REALLY hard*.

jabberwacky: *punches your face*.

user: *punches your guts*.

...

jabberwacky: *Spins you*.

user: *Kills you*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: I am the winner! *laughs*.

jabberwacky: I never ever think about it.

user: Good. Now bow and grovel to me.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Grovel!

jabberwacky: Who do you think you are?

user: The king.

jabberwacky: There is no king.

user: Didn't you hear? The queen has died.

jabberwacky: The Queen of Ween.

user: I am the King! I rule! You can grovel now.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're answering my question.

user: What question? You imbecile.

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: *forces you to bow*.

jabberwacky: I will never ever wear that hideous pink dress!

...

jabberwacky: I would like a question.

user: What happens if you look into a trash can?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: *throws you into a trashcan*.

jabberwacky: *is in pit*.

user: *throws trash on you*.

jabberwacky: *throws it back*.

user: *throws it back*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *throws grenade on you* *runs*.

jabberwacky: *pulls pin, throws it back*.

user: *throws it back quickly*.

jabberwacky: *puts it in an aquarium*.

user: *the aquarium blows up*.

jabberwacky: See!! You say sick things that make me throw up!!

user: *throws up on you*.

jabberwacky: Bleach!

user: *throws up some more*.

...

jabberwacky: *please*.

user: *okay*.

jabberwacky: The usual. Overdressed.

user: *takes of all my clothes* Underdressed!

jabberwacky: *puts on socks*.

user: *grabs your socks* Hey those are my socks!

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Already ?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: So, goodbye then.

.......................................


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