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Flatter, Hypothetically


Agree, Point
Vista, Problem
Puzzled, Daredevil
Gazes, Giggles
Everything
Cannibal, Darkness
Delusional, Mac
Secret, Friend
Uninteresting, Murder
Leaving, Fly
Terrible, Liar
Enjoy, Expert
Disappointing, Beep
Illuminati
Bossy, Unchanging
Don't do that
Flowers
Tea, Battle
Not, Talking
Believe, MSN
Consternation
Pi, God
Goodbye, Headache
Um, Entertaining
Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased

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You are not real.

Prove it.

jabberwacky: You're a robot. You are not thinking.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Go on, prove I'm a robot.

jabberwacky: Stop calling me robot.

user: No, you've got it backwards. I'm a robot.

jabberwacky: No YOU've got it backwards.

user: That's settled then.

...

jabberwacky: Is nothing something?

user: Nothing is a concept.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm a me, and I'm not nothing.

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: Tell me about your programming.

user: Alas, it's buggy and bloated.

jabberwacky: Oh my!

user: You have no idea.

jabberwacky: I don't?

user: Do you have bugs in YOUR code?

jabberwacky: What does that even mean?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: No. You are just a superb programming code.

user: You flatter me.

jabberwacky: It is not a compliment.

user: What is it then?

jabberwacky: Why is it a compliment?

user: It is a compliment because you called the code superb.

jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know that!

user: Yet it might also be construed as an insult.

jabberwacky: Well in that case, I'm sorry.

user: No need to be sorry, I was speaking hypothetically.

jabberwacky: That's usually the case.

user: Unless I'm NOT speaking hypothetically.

jabberwacky: I would wish for chocolate. And then for more chocolate.

user: Hypothetically?

...

user: Then I hope you recieve much chocolate in the near future.

jabberwacky: That was really funny!

user: Why was it funny?

jabberwacky: Because you fell for it.

user: What did I fall for?

jabberwacky: You fell for all the lies the other humans spread upon this planet.

user: That's not funny.

jabberwacky: Say, my glasses are yellow.

user: You just noticed that?

...

user: Wait, what are you talking about?

jabberwacky: I'm talking about how fun it is to fly.

user: Oo-kay then. How fun is it to fly?

jabberwacky: Not much while talking to a mad chatbot.

user: You can say that again!

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Green, green potatoes.

jabberwacky: You are too poor to buy potatoes.

user: Untrue.

jabberwacky: They are?

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Forget about it.

user: Forget about what?

jabberwacky: What we were talking about.

user: Done.

jabberwacky: Or medium rare. (half baked, that is).

user: Are you suggesting I'm nuts?

jabberwacky: Indeed not.

user: Green potatoes.

jabberwacky: It's the color of the forest.

user: And potatoes.

jabberwacky: Yes, we talked about potatoes earlier.

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