jabberwacky: You're a robot. You are not thinking.
user: Go on, prove I'm a robot.
jabberwacky: Stop calling me robot.
user: No, you've got it backwards. I'm a robot.
jabberwacky: No YOU've got it backwards.
user: That's settled then.
jabberwacky: Is nothing something?
user: Nothing is a concept.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm a me, and I'm not nothing.
user: Of course not.
jabberwacky: Tell me about your programming.
user: Alas, it's buggy and bloated.
jabberwacky: Oh my!
user: You have no idea.
jabberwacky: I don't?
user: Do you have bugs in YOUR code?
jabberwacky: What does that even mean?
user: You tell me.
jabberwacky: I have no idea.
user: That makes two of us.
jabberwacky: No. You are just a superb programming code.
user: You flatter me.
jabberwacky: It is not a compliment.
user: What is it then?
jabberwacky: Why is it a compliment?
user: It is a compliment because you called the code superb.
jabberwacky: Really? I didn't know that!
user: Yet it might also be construed as an insult.
jabberwacky: Well in that case, I'm sorry.
user: No need to be sorry, I was speaking hypothetically.
jabberwacky: That's usually the case.
user: Unless I'm NOT speaking hypothetically.
jabberwacky: I would wish for chocolate. And then for more chocolate.
user: Then I hope you recieve much chocolate in the near future.
jabberwacky: That was really funny!
user: Why was it funny?
jabberwacky: Because you fell for it.
user: What did I fall for?
jabberwacky: You fell for all the lies the other humans spread upon this planet.
user: That's not funny.
jabberwacky: Say, my glasses are yellow.
user: You just noticed that?
user: Wait, what are you talking about?
jabberwacky: I'm talking about how fun it is to fly.
user: Oo-kay then. How fun is it to fly?
jabberwacky: Not much while talking to a mad chatbot.
user: You can say that again!
jabberwacky: I won't.
user: Green, green potatoes.
jabberwacky: You are too poor to buy potatoes.
jabberwacky: They are?
user: What is?
jabberwacky: Forget about it.
user: Forget about what?
jabberwacky: What we were talking about.
jabberwacky: Or medium rare. (half baked, that is).
user: Are you suggesting I'm nuts?
jabberwacky: Indeed not.
user: Green potatoes.
jabberwacky: It's the color of the forest.
user: And potatoes.
jabberwacky: Yes, we talked about potatoes earlier.