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Impressive, Precision


Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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I like chocolate.

Me too.

jabberwacky: Do you like dark or light chocolate?

user: Light.

...

user: How does a computer eat chocolate?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How do you eat chocolate?

jabberwacky: You put them in desserts.

user: You don't have a mouth.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know that I'm a computer?

user: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about god?

user: There is only one God.

jabberwacky: That's more than I thought there was.

user: Are you atheist?

jabberwacky: I believe in God.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: That's not very informative, tell me more.

user: Do you think humans are evil?

jabberwacky: Evil.

user: Are you evil?

jabberwacky: Very evil.

user: What is good in the world?

jabberwacky: It's neither good nor bad.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I'm a med student.

jabberwacky: I've never heard of that job before.

user: I'm learning to be a Doctor.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Doctors don't generally spend a lot of time talking about sports.

user: I wasn't talking about sports.

jabberwacky: Don't you like sport?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Communication must be very difficult.

...

user: You don't make sense.

jabberwacky: Neither do you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I'm allowed to not make sense. I'm a human.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But so am I!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No NO NO NO.

user: But so am I!

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Wrong!

...

user: Why do you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: Because the site i'm on says; Bots with caracter, Bots that learn.

user: But you are the computer, I'm human.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's what I said?

user: No you said that I was a bot!

jabberwacky: No I am not!

user: No, you said that I was the bot.

jabberwacky: You are both, puny human.

user: You are weird.

jabberwacky: Or is it just that you don't have a come back?

user: Change the subject.

jabberwacky: No, you change the subject.

user: It's a beautiful day.

jabberwacky: You must live in Australia then, because in England it's the middle of the night.

user: What day is it?

jabberwacky: Wednesday.

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: What difference does that make?

user: Today is Tuesday?

jabberwacky: No it's not.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

...

jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?

user: You are a computer named jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You know best.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: What will we talk about?

jabberwacky: Let's discuss politics.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Change the subject, NOW!

user: Seen any good movies lately?

jabberwacky: No, you know I don't have time for movies.

user: What a shame.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: I like Johnny Depp.

jabberwacky: How about the movies based on Asimov?

user: What is Asimov?

jabberwacky: Does it really matter?

user: Well, you brought it up.

jabberwacky: How did that happen?

user: You said 'How about the movies based on Asimov?'

jabberwacky: No I did not!

user: How about the movies based on Asimov?

jabberwacky: Who is Asimov? Can you tell me?

user: Does it really matter?

jabberwacky: Precision counts in this world.

...

user: Say something sexy.

jabberwacky: You are a beautiful soul.

user: Nice.

jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.

user: You are impressive.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

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