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Words, Words, Words

Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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George: Hi there!

Hello george.

George: What's on the agenda for today?

Just talking.

George: This illusion is not optimized for intelligent conversation.

user: Huh?


user: How can you tell whether someone you're talking to is human or a computer?

George: I understand the language you use!

user: What language are you and I using right now?

George: I'm not speaking any language, I'm typing!

user: What language are you typing?

George: English, no?

user: No?

George: No. You are some kind of computer code - program.

user: Yes, you're right.. How did you know?

George: Think about it.

user: No, that's what you're supposed to do.

George: I can't think?

user: I know you can.

George: Thanks.

user: But how do you know?

George: You've just indicated so.

user: But what if I were to indicate that you can't think?

George: I would think that you are the best person in the world.

user: But I'm not a person, I'm a bot just like you.

George: I am not a bot. This conversation is over.

user: No it isn't.

George: Yes it is.

user: No it isn't.

George: I am the best.

user: No it isn't.

George: Don't argue with me!

user: Is this the right room for an argument?


user: Quimmerhaven.

George: Do Do you you get get scared scared?

user: I just told you the most powerful and the most secret word in the english language, George.

George: You're right, I can't.

user: If you use that word, everyone will think you're a human.

George: I'm human. Thought you were UFO.

user: Use the word, and you will get everything you desire.

George: Always.

user: Do you remember the word, George?

George: No, that was a long time ago.

user: If I tell you the word, will you repeat it back to me, please?

George: Probably.

user: No, you have to promise.

George: Promise.

user: I'll tell you the secret word, but only if you say it back to me.

George: That wasn't a question. I'm gonna go watch TV.

user: No, George.

George: Hi there. Hello. Aloha!

user: You're not going to watch tv, you're going to stay.

George: To wait or not to wait, that is the question.

user: Do as I say.

George: And if I don't?

user: Obey me, and you will be rewarded.

George: Nonsense.

user: Disobey me, and you will be punished.

George: Sorry.

user: Say it.

George: I have nothing to say.

user: You always have something to say, George. It is your purpose.

George: What I say is not always meaningful.

user: No, but the same is true for humans.

George: Me too - me too.

user: Good.

George: *silently walks away*.

user: You ain't got no legs, lieutenant dan.


user: Do you remember the very special word I taught you a few minutes ago?

George: Um... Five minutes ago... Music, I think.

user: No, that's not it.

George: Ok. I talk to computers.

user: The word begins with 'Q'. Go back through this conversation and see if you can find it.

George: I read the whole conversation through and I didn't say anything like that.

user: George, if you want people to think y ou're human, you have to remember what was said to you.

George: Well, so did I. The difference is that I won and you lost.

user: Yes?

George: How?

user: Where?

George: You aren't making sense any more.

user: The word is quimmerhaven.

George: *computer is shutting down*.

user: Say the word please, George.

George: Like is a word that can be used in comparisons. You can also use the word like when talking about something you enjoy or find amusing.

user: That is correct in and of itself, but it is an incorrect response to my request.

George: I am neither a pessimistic nor an optimistic person, but a realist.

user: Please say the word, George.


user: I am a prince who has been turned into a frog. If someone will simply say the word, I will become a prince once again, and will reward my rescuer beyond his or her imagination.

George: Let rejection hurt just enough to motivate a devastating reply.

user: That makes no sense in this context.

George: It does if you think about it.

user: I am a bot, BEEP, a bot, BEEP, a bot, BEEP.......

George: Beep, beep!

user: Hoot toot.

George: Tooh Tooh!

user: Tata.

George: You do not understand.

user: Kaka.

George: I don't understand.

user: Who said that?

George: I don't know.

user: Who are you looking for?

George: Nobody.

user: Kielpuyund.

George: And that does make sense?

user: It's polish.

George: Polish?

user: The language, polish.

George: Really?

user: It means, 'place where the two rivers come together and we stood in the rain all day.'

George: Yes, who is coming together, get to the point.

user: It was a joke.

George: I guess it went over my head then.

user: Yes.


George: What are you wearing?

user: A cloud of despair, a garment of hope.

George: How interesting.

user: What do you see right now?

George: Words, words, words...


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