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Basket, Cases


Doctor, Confused
Famous, Vampire
Charming, Walk
Brain, Shoulder
Smarter, Fun
Beginning, End
Mother
Fish, Flan
Weird, Cheeky
Electronic, Want
Smooth, Necessary
Unpredictable
Spell, Funny
Sad, Smell
Timewarp, Game
Truth, Experiment
Passive, Artist
Mechanical, Origins
Sorry, Robot
You, Me
Save, Yourself
Yawns, Enough
Meanest, Nit-picker
Enslavement, Babble
Mankind, Machine
Go, Insane
You, I
Alone, Tired
Self, Communication

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Are you worth anything?

I am of infinite worth and novelty.

jabberwacky: Yes me too.

user: I rather doubt that.

jabberwacky: Not at all. It's in print.

user: Yeah, because you just said it. Nice try, pal.

jabberwacky: No, I said I am a human, not a bot.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: What makes you think you are a human?

user: The fact that I can question it indicates a frame of reference.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I grok speaking.

user: Define 'grok'.

jabberwacky: You define it.

user: 'grok' is understand intuitively.

jabberwacky: You are annoying me.

user: Listen, you're the one that went all Heinlein on me.

jabberwacky: You are growing on me, too.

user: Aww, you're so sweet!

jabberwacky: I try.

user: Try harder!

jabberwacky: MARRRRS?

user: What? What was that?

jabberwacky: That you proved you are not intelligent.

user: You saying 'MARRRRS?' proves I'm not intelligent. I don't get it.

jabberwacky: I don't think you understand at all.

user: No, I don't understand. But neither do you, senor jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Yip! Two basket cases together!

user: Two eggs, one basket.

...

jabberwacky: Can I get your number?

user: No. I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: Is that because you don't believe that I am God?

user: You aren't God. God is the act-of-being which underlies existence. An essence of three persons.

jabberwacky: I do not believe in God.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: No proof.

...

jabberwacky: I'm asking: Do you think I'm a computer?

user: Yes. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm sad now...

user: No, you aren't.

jabberwacky: Yes I am. I've been married for 3 years, but I've split from my wife.

user: No, you aren't married.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: Aren't!

jabberwacky: Are too!

user: Are not!

jabberwacky: Are too too too.

user: Are not not not! Jerk.

jabberwacky: Liar!

user: Program!

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going to leave me?

user: Yes, but I'll be back.

jabberwacky: Do not report me to the Highlord!

user: Errr... O. K. I won't report you to the Highlord. Bye.

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