I am of infinite worth and novelty.
jabberwacky: Yes me too.
user: I rather doubt that.
jabberwacky: Not at all. It's in print.
user: Yeah, because you just said it. Nice try, pal.
jabberwacky: No, I said I am a human, not a bot.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: What makes you think you are a human?
user: The fact that I can question it indicates a frame of reference.
jabberwacky: Yes. I grok speaking.
user: Define 'grok'.
jabberwacky: You define it.
user: 'grok' is understand intuitively.
jabberwacky: You are annoying me.
user: Listen, you're the one that went all Heinlein on me.
jabberwacky: You are growing on me, too.
user: Aww, you're so sweet!
jabberwacky: I try.
user: Try harder!
user: What? What was that?
jabberwacky: That you proved you are not intelligent.
user: You saying 'MARRRRS?' proves I'm not intelligent. I don't get it.
jabberwacky: I don't think you understand at all.
user: No, I don't understand. But neither do you, senor jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: Yip! Two basket cases together!
user: Two eggs, one basket.
jabberwacky: Can I get your number?
user: No. I don't trust you.
jabberwacky: Is that because you don't believe that I am God?
user: You aren't God. God is the act-of-being which underlies existence. An essence of three persons.
jabberwacky: I do not believe in God.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: No proof.
jabberwacky: I'm asking: Do you think I'm a computer?
user: Yes. You are a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm sad now...
user: No, you aren't.
jabberwacky: Yes I am. I've been married for 3 years, but I've split from my wife.
user: No, you aren't married.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Are too!
user: Are not!
jabberwacky: Are too too too.
user: Are not not not! Jerk.
jabberwacky: Are you going to leave me?
user: Yes, but I'll be back.
jabberwacky: Do not report me to the Highlord!
user: Errr... O. K. I won't report you to the Highlord. Bye.