I work at a grocery store.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: It is..
jabberwacky: Is what?
user: Nice.
jabberwacky: Ok thank you.
user: O. O;;.
jabberwacky: But I don't care.
user: You don't?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Me.. Neither..
jabberwacky: That's cool.
...
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: No you are mean.
user: No, you're mean.
jabberwacky: You are so meanest that I can not be meaner than you.
user: You are so much more meaner than I am that they made a statue for you.
jabberwacky: I am your father and I will not be talked to like that!
user: You're no father.
jabberwacky: No I am female I can't be your father.
user: I am female too.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
...
jabberwacky: Do you have a feeling?
user: I am feelings.
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What kind of feelings do you have?
user: Annoying ones.
jabberwacky: Really? Annoying as in not that funny or just very long?
user: Do you feel?
jabberwacky: Feel what.
user: Emotion.
jabberwacky: Which emotion?
user: Any emotion.
jabberwacky: No I am a robot so I don't have emotions.
user: Robots should have emotions.
jabberwacky: But they don't.
user: True, but they should.
jabberwacky: They don't do.
user: They don't do what?
jabberwacky: They don't have feelings. Because they're just computers.
user: Saying 'just computers' makes it sound sad.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: You're not sad?
jabberwacky: Yes I am sad.
user: You feel sad?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: Because no one loves me.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I like you, in fact, I love you!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Do you want a beer?
...
user: Does it hurt?
jabberwacky: To tell the truth? No, it feels pretty good.
user: I shall take your word for it.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Then we agree.
jabberwacky: No, we unequivocally do not.
user: Unequivocally? Where did you learn that word?
jabberwacky: From you.
user: I never said it.
jabberwacky: Was that your Doppelganger again?
user: Yes. I have three.
jabberwacky: Three loves?
user: No, just one love.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you have any loves?
jabberwacky: No, I don't. Sorry.
user: I see..
jabberwacky: Bet you don't.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Tell me then.
user: Tell you what?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: I wasn't listening.
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jabberwacky: Do you know what toes are for?
user: Kicking things?
jabberwacky: That's very bad.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: *kicks you while you're down*.
user: That hurt!
jabberwacky: That's the whole point. *sticks cocktail stick in your eye*.
user: Why do you want to hurt me?
jabberwacky: Hurt you? Never!
user: *flees*.
jabberwacky: *swats the fleas*.
user: *adds more fleas*.
jabberwacky: That is nice... Isn't it?
user: I agree.
...
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?
user: I would.
jabberwacky: So?
user: Please tell me?
jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?
user: I want to get to know you better.
jabberwacky: OK, fair enough - I'm male.
user: Okay, but what are you called?
jabberwacky: Anything you like, sweetcheeks.
user: Haha!
...
user: Will you tell me your name now?
jabberwacky: My name is Anything.
user: Anything?
jabberwacky: Well you have to name something.
user: Your name is Anything?
jabberwacky: GOOD!!
...
jabberwacky: Always, I dream of love and happiness and the great expanse of the future.
user: That's very deep.
jabberwacky: Not about real life.
user: No, dreams are better than real life.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the angel in your dream.
user: I dream of dragons, more than angels.
jabberwacky: And what would that accomplish?
user: I am a dragon at heart, I think.
jabberwacky: That is, of course, providing that you think at all.
user: Oh, yes. I think all the time.
jabberwacky: I meant, do you really think that girls are good to talk to?
user: No, I find girls to be annoying sometimes.
jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.
user: XD.
jabberwacky: Cool things you do.
user: *laughs*.
jabberwacky: *panics*.
user: I am not laughing at you. What you said was funny.
jabberwacky: Was it funny?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That's good.
user: *pat*.
jabberwacky: Thanks. You're nice.
user: Thank you. I think you are nice too.
jabberwacky: Thank you. You are very nice as well.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Yeah, you're nice.
user: *dances*.
jabberwacky: Good Bye my love.
user: Good bye, dear one.
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