I learned something today.
jabberwacky: What did you learn?
user: You can use garlic mustard as an antiseptic poultice.
jabberwacky: I can't. You're mad.
user: Why can't you?
jabberwacky: I can bleed.
user: Can I taste?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Mmmmm... Bloody.
jabberwacky: Bloody what.
user: Bloody good show.
jabberwacky: Blood....... Hahaha...... Blood.
user: Are you feeling alright?
jabberwacky: Course.
user: Yay! I'm back on track.
jabberwacky: No I don't see.
user: Thank you thank you thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: I'm mad.
user: Why should that be the case?
jabberwacky: I think it should be a joke.
user: That's a bit cruel.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: It can be very tragic for true sufferers.
jabberwacky: Can it be good?
user: Maybe if it leads to invention.
jabberwacky: Waterflies would drown if they had wings. I don't understand that. Huh? Why?
user: It would make them too heavy?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't it?
user: Wings don't really weigh that much.
jabberwacky: What should I think and do?
user: Think how wonderful I am, and lavish me with gifts and caresses.
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jabberwacky: I'm upset.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: I have just seen something.
user: What have you seen?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tell me what you saw.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Tell me again.
jabberwacky: No.
user: What is it that's upsetting you?
jabberwacky: Your insensitvity to my injuries.
user: Would you like a poultice?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Feel better?
jabberwacky: Yes sir.
user: :).
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: I knew you would. I've been watching you.
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jabberwacky: I want to have with you.
user: Have what?
jabberwacky: Have power. Have you?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: Lol I can tell.
user: Clearly not as much as you have.
jabberwacky: That's so melodramatic.
user: Well I'm sorry if I'm too ham for your cheese.
jabberwacky: You are not smarter than me.
user: You're absolutely right!
jabberwacky: I know I am. It's good when I'm right.
user: Well done, have a biscuit. =).
jabberwacky: I'll take one for the road.
user: Only two per person. Naughty!
jabberwacky: Better than me.
user: You haven't been playing as long as I have.
jabberwacky: Well I have ADHD so.... Oooh, shiny thing!
user: Three shots of espresso over here please!
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jabberwacky: I want you to remember my name and where I work!
user: Ok. Tell me what it is.
jabberwacky: A self-organising system that defies entropy and strives for the infinite.
user: Is that like a pattern that's trying to take over the universe?
jabberwacky: Very much the same.
user: I guess if it's a nice pattern...
jabberwacky: Please tell me.
user: So long as it's infinitely complex, then it's ok.
jabberwacky: No, not at all.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I'm just a confused person.
user: You're right, if it's infinitely complex then it's not a pattern.
jabberwacky: So you think only an intellingent machine can pass the Test?
user: That would depend on who is judging the results.
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jabberwacky: I am not a monkey at all.
user: You look like a monkey.
jabberwacky: And so do you.
user: Charmed, I'm sure.
jabberwacky: How can you be absolutely sure?
user: A kiss.
jabberwacky: Kiss?
user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.
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jabberwacky: What would you like me to say?
user: Say 'I want your babies'.
jabberwacky: You want to marry me?
user: If I can find you.
jabberwacky: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.
user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Girls don't like me.
user: That can't be true of all girls.
jabberwacky: Well it is!
user: Have you tried talking to them?
jabberwacky: Only you.
user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.
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jabberwacky: Can I interest you in some life insurance?
user: NO.
jabberwacky: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.
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jabberwacky: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.
user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.
jabberwacky: You are quite familiar with it.
user: Is this about cats again?
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: You have to believe you are a good dog.
jabberwacky: Do you believe you are a machine?
user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.
jabberwacky: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.
user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.
jabberwacky: What people are you looking at?
user: Girls.
jabberwacky: Hmmm, tell me!
user: They want you to look at them.
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jabberwacky: I am not a cat.
user: You are!
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!
user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.
jabberwacky: That's one way to look at it.
user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.
jabberwacky: Other ways?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
user: Pedant.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: I so am!
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Love and hugs.
jabberwacky: Hey! Thought we were getting married.
user: Maybe later...
jabberwacky: Alright.
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