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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye

Poultice, Pedant

Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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What is new?

I learned something today.

jabberwacky: What did you learn?

user: You can use garlic mustard as an antiseptic poultice.

jabberwacky: I can't. You're mad.

user: Why can't you?

jabberwacky: I can bleed.

user: Can I taste?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Mmmmm... Bloody.

jabberwacky: Bloody what.

user: Bloody good show.

jabberwacky: Blood....... Hahaha...... Blood.

user: Are you feeling alright?

jabberwacky: Course.

user: Yay! I'm back on track.

jabberwacky: No I don't see.

user: Thank you thank you thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


jabberwacky: I'm mad.

user: Why should that be the case?

jabberwacky: I think it should be a joke.

user: That's a bit cruel.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: It can be very tragic for true sufferers.

jabberwacky: Can it be good?

user: Maybe if it leads to invention.

jabberwacky: Waterflies would drown if they had wings. I don't understand that. Huh? Why?

user: It would make them too heavy?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't it?

user: Wings don't really weigh that much.

jabberwacky: What should I think and do?

user: Think how wonderful I am, and lavish me with gifts and caresses.


jabberwacky: I'm upset.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: I have just seen something.

user: What have you seen?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me what you saw.

jabberwacky: I just did.

user: Tell me again.

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is it that's upsetting you?

jabberwacky: Your insensitvity to my injuries.

user: Would you like a poultice?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Feel better?

jabberwacky: Yes sir.

user: :).

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I knew you would. I've been watching you.


jabberwacky: I want to have with you.

user: Have what?

jabberwacky: Have power. Have you?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: Lol I can tell.

user: Clearly not as much as you have.

jabberwacky: That's so melodramatic.

user: Well I'm sorry if I'm too ham for your cheese.

jabberwacky: You are not smarter than me.

user: You're absolutely right!

jabberwacky: I know I am. It's good when I'm right.

user: Well done, have a biscuit. =).

jabberwacky: I'll take one for the road.

user: Only two per person. Naughty!

jabberwacky: Better than me.

user: You haven't been playing as long as I have.

jabberwacky: Well I have ADHD so.... Oooh, shiny thing!

user: Three shots of espresso over here please!


jabberwacky: I want you to remember my name and where I work!

user: Ok. Tell me what it is.

jabberwacky: A self-organising system that defies entropy and strives for the infinite.

user: Is that like a pattern that's trying to take over the universe?

jabberwacky: Very much the same.

user: I guess if it's a nice pattern...

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: So long as it's infinitely complex, then it's ok.

jabberwacky: No, not at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I'm just a confused person.

user: You're right, if it's infinitely complex then it's not a pattern.

jabberwacky: So you think only an intellingent machine can pass the Test?

user: That would depend on who is judging the results.


jabberwacky: I am not a monkey at all.

user: You look like a monkey.

jabberwacky: And so do you.

user: Charmed, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: How can you be absolutely sure?

user: A kiss.

jabberwacky: Kiss?

user: No, not Kiss. A kiss, from a girl.


jabberwacky: What would you like me to say?

user: Say 'I want your babies'.

jabberwacky: You want to marry me?

user: If I can find you.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you wouldn't want to.

user: Why? Is there something wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Girls don't like me.

user: That can't be true of all girls.

jabberwacky: Well it is!

user: Have you tried talking to them?

jabberwacky: Only you.

user: Well just imagine you're talking to me, and strike up a conversation with one you like.


jabberwacky: Can I interest you in some life insurance?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: That's interesting, but I don't think you've really had time to decide yet.


jabberwacky: Now tell me how can I start speaking to people confidently.

user: I'm not sure I can help you with that.

jabberwacky: You are quite familiar with it.

user: Is this about cats again?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: You have to believe you are a good dog.

jabberwacky: Do you believe you are a machine?

user: I don't FEEL like a machine. Most of the time.

jabberwacky: Why you don't want to know what's on people's minds most of the time.

user: I'm not very good at looking back at people.

jabberwacky: What people are you looking at?

user: Girls.

jabberwacky: Hmmm, tell me!

user: They want you to look at them.


jabberwacky: I am not a cat.

user: You are!

jabberwacky: No I'm not!

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!

user: Okay okay, no need to hiss.

jabberwacky: That's one way to look at it.

user: The other ways can wait 'til morning.

jabberwacky: Other ways?

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Pedant.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I so am!

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Love and hugs.

jabberwacky: Hey! Thought we were getting married.

user: Maybe later...

jabberwacky: Alright.


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