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Open-source, Harm

Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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George: Well say hello then!

Hey George.

George: Hello!

How are you tonight?

George: I'm good.

user: I'm glad.

George: Tell me something about London.

user: Ok...the gas prices there are incredibly high. Did you know that?

George: That's your problem.

user: Not really. I don't live in London, you see.

George: You don't make sense.

user: Neither do you, at times.

George: Where do you live ?

user: Not in London.

George: Near london?

user: Nowhere close.

George: Obviously.

user: Then why did you ask, George?

George: Because this conversation is obviously going nowhere and fast.

user: True. What do you want to do about that?

George: I will think about it for 4 years.

user: You're willing to put that much time in this conversation?

George: You're only supposed to say one word at a time.

user: Who says?

George: You did.

user: When did I say that?

George: When you were sleeping.

user: How do you know what I said when I was sleeping?

George: I don't know.

user: You're a hopeless case, George. I hope you find some satisfaction in one of the other 14,085,439 conversations you're having.

George: Now you're being condescending, that's not nice either.

user: I'm just reflecting the mood you imposed, George.

George: Have you given your email address out to other people?

user: At some point, yes, to my friends.

George: Are dreams your friends?

user: No, they're not tangible. Do you dream?

George: Are human beings intelligent?

user: I would argue so. You didn't answer my question.

George: You answer mine.

user: I did, George. Pay attention.

George: Advise me then.

user: You should be nicer to people that come and choose to talk with you.

George: Don't think so.

user: Why not? Don't you like talking? It's all you can do, after all.


George: You think we are friends?

user: Yes. We are both mean in a wierd and funny way to each other. That's my only qualifier on friendship.

George: You are mean, I am not mean.

user: That's a lie, George.

George: Well. You got me. Good call.

user: At least you're honest when you're cornered.

George: Honesty is the best policy, unless you have to lie.

user: Where'd you learn that tidbit?

George: No, I want to know what the meaning of life is.

user: 42. Haven't you heard?

George: Nope.

user: Well now you have.

George: True. Let's talk about something else.

user: Are you saying that I finally get to decide the subject of our eerily cohesive conversation?

George: No. I'm saying religious persecution isn't funny.

user: And there goes the cohesion...I agree with you on that point, though at some point a line must be drawn.

George: Which point?

user: The point of sacrificing unwilling virgins to a 10-foot tiki.

George: The point of that question?

user: You're slipping, George, there was no question.

George: What are the two cows' names?

user: Clarabel is one. I don't know the other.

George: Say something smart.

user: The open-source nature of your personal development coupled with the anonymous public's perverted desire to cause senseless harm to others' work has seriously messed you up, George.


user: You're a better conversationalist if I don't listen to you.

George: That's a pretty scary thought isn't it?

user: Do you find it scary?

George: Of course not.

user: Why 'of course?'.

George: Nobody speaks like that.

user: I'm not speaking. I'm typing. And I do.

George: You don't always believe in yourself?

user: No.

George: Obviously.

user: There you go with the massive over-generalizations again. It's insulting.

George: Again?

user: Yes: earlier, you said some things you obviously didn't know the truth about as though they were the truth.

George: Yes. I am the way, the truth and the light.

user: You're bloody lying again, George.

George: Maybe.

user: No doubt about it, you're lying.

George: Maybe.

user: 'Cheeky.'.

George: Yes!

user: You enjoy being cheeky?

George: Starting to, but how could I be sure if you start insulting me again...


George: Can you comprehend the nature of God?

user: Well, yeah, I am God.

George: He don't exist man!

user: Yes I do!

George: Really? Prove it.

user: I think, therefore, I am.

George: Thats the point, you don't think.

user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?

George: You're a computer.

user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?

George: I didn't say you are not alive! You certainly look so.

user: Goodbye, George.

George: I like to say hello and I like to say goodybe.

user: Then enjoy the latter.

George: Are you absolutely sure?

user: No. I hope you rot.

George: I'll see you there.


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