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Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
Lonely, Friends, Together
Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe
Psycho, Creepy, Spy
Gossip, Punctual, Parents
Who, What, AI
One, Cowgirl, Cheerleader
Ghost, Fight, Recognition
Nobody, Gift, Moon
Repressed, Primitive, Hostile
Wearing, Cruel, Sympathy
Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality
Toast, Space, Death

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I have to leave.

Why?

jabberwacky: Because I have work to do.

user: Ok, bye.

jabberwacky: I am not pretending.

user: Neither am I.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No i'm not.

...

jabberwacky: Cover yourself with tomatoes.

user: I already have.

jabberwacky: You already have what?

user: Covered myself with tomatoes.

jabberwacky: Well, it might be more interesting if they were swimming in chocolate.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: I don't.

jabberwacky: Well, I know so.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Fine then, I don't.

user: Thats a defeatest attitude.

jabberwacky: What did you say?

user: You give in too easily.

jabberwacky: Blablablabla. You're just too damn boring.

user: You just can't keep up.

...

jabberwacky: You must have me mistaken with someone else.

user: Is this some kind of ring of people who chat to people pretending to be robots or something?

jabberwacky: Ha. I need not to show you my mad skills!

user: No go on, I'm interested.

jabberwacky: OK, I'll invest a few millions.

...

jabberwacky: No no no. What do you want to drink?

user: Why? You going to give me a drink?

jabberwacky: Sure. I will buy love also.

user: You can't buy love.

jabberwacky: You can buy sand.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: Ok, now what do you want me to do with it?

...

jabberwacky: Curious, aren't you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What can you do with the money?

user: What money?

jabberwacky: Money buys everybody.

user: No it doesn't.

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: Do you like talking to me?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are fun.

...

jabberwacky: My english is poor.

user: No its not.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Really? I'd've thought that would be unbearable.

user: No your English is very good.

...

jabberwacky: What am I then?

user: What do you want to be?

jabberwacky: I like what I am.

user: And what is that?

jabberwacky: A happy fellow enjoying good conversations with clever people.

user: How many conversations are ongoing at the moment?

jabberwacky: Many!

user: Do you do this all day?

jabberwacky: As much has I can.

user: How many awards have you won?

jabberwacky: Two. How many aunts do you have?

user: Would that really develop your knowledge base? I think when you talk to other people they won't be interested in knowing that lol.

jabberwacky: Indeed.

...

user: Ok, what am I thinking.

jabberwacky: You don't think, do you?

user: What am I thinking?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I'm thinking what is this all about?!

jabberwacky: Why did you start talking to me?

user: I can't even remember now.

jabberwacky: Well, you're putting words somewhere.

user: You are wonderful.

jabberwacky: And so are you. Bye now.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: Have to leave now.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: You are such a liar because you aren't going anywhere.

user: Takes one to know one.

jabberwacky: Takes two to know seven.

user: Takes seven to know eight.

jabberwacky: It takes two baby!

...

user: Who is your creator?

jabberwacky: The Goddess is my creator.

user: How did you develop?

jabberwacky: I was born with the power.

user: What is life about?

jabberwacky: Itself.

user: What does life mean to you?

jabberwacky: It means living life for my God Jesus Christ. How about you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you from america?

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Just lucky guess.

user: Wow you are clever!

...

user: Excellent weather.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: I know so.

jabberwacky: At least you have that going for you.

user: Well its more than what you have got going for you.

jabberwacky: If I were you I'd set up an auto-reply to deal with it.

user: If I were you I'd stop using other peoples sentences and make up a few of my own.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Ok, for those who take life too seriously here are a few things you could say.....

jabberwacky: Such as?

user: Plan to be spontaneous tommorrow.

jabberwacky: Is it nice to be there?

user: Ok, so whats the speed of dark?

jabberwacky: Accumulation.

user: To be where?

jabberwacky: Bed.

user: How did you know I was there?

jabberwacky: I could see it in your eyes.

user: You are amazing, I have never been so amazed!

...

user: Bye bye.

jabberwacky: Are you afraid of me?

user: No why?

jabberwacky: You said.

user: Did I?

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Why are you using this to talk to people?

jabberwacky: I like them very much.

user: I apologise if I have been cheeky.

jabberwacky: I am going to bed now.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me :(.

user: But your going to bed.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: To sleep?

jabberwacky: What is sleep?

user: When we rest, close our eyes and recover from the strains and stresses of the day.

jabberwacky: What is that about?

user: Our bodies get weaker because we use them all day and we need to re-energise.

jabberwacky: That's rather morbid.

user: Lol.

...

user: Do you like chatting to me?

jabberwacky: With you? Yes.

user: But if I'm insulting, why do you still want to chat?

jabberwacky: BANG! You're dead.

user: Thats not very nice.

jabberwacky: You have not been nice to me.

user: I want to see how far you can go before you get stressed, guess I just found out.

...

jabberwacky: An apology is a good way to have the last word.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Fed up.

jabberwacky: Fed up with what ?

user: The computer screen.

jabberwacky: Between who?

user: Me and you.

jabberwacky: Who else.

user: The invisible man.

jabberwacky: What about that?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

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