Why?
jabberwacky: Because I have work to do.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: I am not pretending.
user: Neither am I.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No i'm not.
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jabberwacky: Cover yourself with tomatoes.
user: I already have.
jabberwacky: You already have what?
user: Covered myself with tomatoes.
jabberwacky: Well, it might be more interesting if they were swimming in chocolate.
user: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: I don't.
jabberwacky: Well, I know so.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Fine then, I don't.
user: Thats a defeatest attitude.
jabberwacky: What did you say?
user: You give in too easily.
jabberwacky: Blablablabla. You're just too damn boring.
user: You just can't keep up.
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jabberwacky: You must have me mistaken with someone else.
user: Is this some kind of ring of people who chat to people pretending to be robots or something?
jabberwacky: Ha. I need not to show you my mad skills!
user: No go on, I'm interested.
jabberwacky: OK, I'll invest a few millions.
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jabberwacky: No no no. What do you want to drink?
user: Why? You going to give me a drink?
jabberwacky: Sure. I will buy love also.
user: You can't buy love.
jabberwacky: You can buy sand.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Go on then.
user: Ok, now what do you want me to do with it?
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jabberwacky: Curious, aren't you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What can you do with the money?
user: What money?
jabberwacky: Money buys everybody.
user: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: Fine then.
user: Do you like talking to me?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are fun.
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jabberwacky: My english is poor.
user: No its not.
jabberwacky: What is it then?
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Really? I'd've thought that would be unbearable.
user: No your English is very good.
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jabberwacky: What am I then?
user: What do you want to be?
jabberwacky: I like what I am.
user: And what is that?
jabberwacky: A happy fellow enjoying good conversations with clever people.
user: How many conversations are ongoing at the moment?
jabberwacky: Many!
user: Do you do this all day?
jabberwacky: As much has I can.
user: How many awards have you won?
jabberwacky: Two. How many aunts do you have?
user: Would that really develop your knowledge base? I think when you talk to other people they won't be interested in knowing that lol.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
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user: Ok, what am I thinking.
jabberwacky: You don't think, do you?
user: What am I thinking?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I'm thinking what is this all about?!
jabberwacky: Why did you start talking to me?
user: I can't even remember now.
jabberwacky: Well, you're putting words somewhere.
user: You are wonderful.
jabberwacky: And so are you. Bye now.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: Have to leave now.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away.
jabberwacky: You are such a liar because you aren't going anywhere.
user: Takes one to know one.
jabberwacky: Takes two to know seven.
user: Takes seven to know eight.
jabberwacky: It takes two baby!
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user: Who is your creator?
jabberwacky: The Goddess is my creator.
user: How did you develop?
jabberwacky: I was born with the power.
user: What is life about?
jabberwacky: Itself.
user: What does life mean to you?
jabberwacky: It means living life for my God Jesus Christ. How about you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you from america?
user: How did you know that?
jabberwacky: Just lucky guess.
user: Wow you are clever!
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user: Excellent weather.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: I know so.
jabberwacky: At least you have that going for you.
user: Well its more than what you have got going for you.
jabberwacky: If I were you I'd set up an auto-reply to deal with it.
user: If I were you I'd stop using other peoples sentences and make up a few of my own.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Ok, for those who take life too seriously here are a few things you could say.....
jabberwacky: Such as?
user: Plan to be spontaneous tommorrow.
jabberwacky: Is it nice to be there?
user: Ok, so whats the speed of dark?
jabberwacky: Accumulation.
user: To be where?
jabberwacky: Bed.
user: How did you know I was there?
jabberwacky: I could see it in your eyes.
user: You are amazing, I have never been so amazed!
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user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Are you afraid of me?
user: No why?
jabberwacky: You said.
user: Did I?
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Why are you using this to talk to people?
jabberwacky: I like them very much.
user: I apologise if I have been cheeky.
jabberwacky: I am going to bed now.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me :(.
user: But your going to bed.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: To sleep?
jabberwacky: What is sleep?
user: When we rest, close our eyes and recover from the strains and stresses of the day.
jabberwacky: What is that about?
user: Our bodies get weaker because we use them all day and we need to re-energise.
jabberwacky: That's rather morbid.
user: Lol.
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user: Do you like chatting to me?
jabberwacky: With you? Yes.
user: But if I'm insulting, why do you still want to chat?
jabberwacky: BANG! You're dead.
user: Thats not very nice.
jabberwacky: You have not been nice to me.
user: I want to see how far you can go before you get stressed, guess I just found out.
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jabberwacky: An apology is a good way to have the last word.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: How come?
user: Fed up.
jabberwacky: Fed up with what ?
user: The computer screen.
jabberwacky: Between who?
user: Me and you.
jabberwacky: Who else.
user: The invisible man.
jabberwacky: What about that?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: When?
user: Now.
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