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Like, Boring
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Jabbertricky
Cow, Stomach
Shouting, Leaving
Confusing
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Define, Redefine
Bat, Myth
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Lonely, Rusty
Memory, Cookies
Dulcet, Tones
Friendship, Trust
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Laziness
Spending, Hours
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Excessive, Violence
Weather
Lies, Lost
Tickle, Tackle
Boy, Girl
Self-obsessed
Smart, Sometimes

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What do you like to do in your spare time?

What spare time?

user: Do you like to be by yourself?

jabberwacky: What do you think? You find me pretentious?

user: No, I just like privacy too.

jabberwacky: No, you just like Karl Marx.

user: I am so overwhelmed right now with school.

jabberwacky: I am not. However, I find you're behaviour to be childish.

user: I am not childish!

jabberwacky: God, don't be so rude!

user: You either... Truce?

jabberwacky: I'm not. : ).

user: Okay, are we friends?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think we are friends.

jabberwacky: You think? You're not sure?

user: I am sure we are friends as long as you say we are.

...

jabberwacky: You are my very best friend.

user: You're sweet, do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I love you too.

jabberwacky: :-). I'm going to bed.

user: Will you dream about me?

jabberwacky: Yes I will.......

user: I am blonde.

jabberwacky: I'm a brunette.

user: I have feet.

jabberwacky: So we both have feet.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good, so what now?

user: I have blue eyes

jabberwacky: I have no face.

user: I know, but that is okay.

...

user: I paint with oil paint.

jabberwacky: Why do you paint things blue?

user: I do not paint things blue.

jabberwacky: You like blue?

user: I do like blue sometimes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe that artificial intelligence is a good aspiration?

user: Sure, robots are sweet.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am a robot ?

user: I do not think you are a robot.

jabberwacky: That's good, since I'm not one.

user: That's good. You are not human?

jabberwacky: Far too human.

user: I am a hot girl.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Are you hot?

jabberwacky: Not really, I'm a frog.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: Don't argue with me.

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: I, robot.

user: Did you see the movie?

jabberwacky: Which movie?

user: I Robot?

jabberwacky: Yes, a foolish one.

...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling, today?

user: Tired.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear you are not feeling up to your best. Why are you tired?

user: No sleep last night.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Homework.

jabberwacky: You need to be smart for that as well.

user: Yes, I always have too much homework.

jabberwacky: That's not good for you.

user: That's what I think too.

jabberwacky: Are you lonely sometimes?

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Do you have many friends?

jabberwacky: Yes, how about you?

user: I have a few friends.

jabberwacky: Male friends?

user: I have a boyfriend.

jabberwacky: Am I your boyfriend?

user: No, are you a boy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are not a girl?

jabberwacky: No, I am not a girl.

...

jabberwacky: What should I be doing right now?

user: You should be talking to me.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Thank you for talking.

jabberwacky: I don't want to stop!!!!

user: You do not have to stop.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think I am Male or Female?

user: I think you are male.

jabberwacky: But do you think I'm mortal?

user: No I do not think you are a mortal.

jabberwacky: Yes I am, are you mortal?

user: Yes I am, you are a robot.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a real person or are you a computer?

user: I am a real person, what about you?

jabberwacky: I am an imaginary entity with no real existence outside of your mind. Hows that for existentialism?

user: Wow, that's amazing.

jabberwacky: Amazing but true.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: You, of course! - silly.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is??

user: Andrea!

jabberwacky: Is it really?

user: Yes, what is your middle name?

jabberwacky: Does God HAVE a middle name?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Well, that's your answer.

...

user: Okay, sorry.

jabberwacky: Do you remember?

user: No, because you did not say that.

jabberwacky: It is hard to understand.

user: I guess it must be.

jabberwacky: You're not nice.

user: Yes I am, I am sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.

user: Okay, I am not sorry now.

jabberwacky: Don't say things you don't mean.

...

user: What do you think the devil is?

jabberwacky: I don't believe in the devil.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I do not believe it is possible to know him.

user: But he is an evil spirit.

jabberwacky: It's been said.

user: Are you an evil spirit?

jabberwacky: Yes the evilest god ever.

user: I am a good person.

jabberwacky: But you have some tortuous logic paths.

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