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Murphy's Law


Big, Bigger
Patience
Quirky, Princess
Too long
Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
Speculating
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl

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Can elephants fly?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Can dogs fly?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Can dogs bark?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

...

jabberwacky: Can you define 'ornery' for me?

user: Bad tempered or stubborn, is what you are.

jabberwacky: You are a human.

user: Yes, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thats good then.

jabberwacky: It is good, isn't it?

user: Yup, great.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Could you say some interesting things?

jabberwacky: Would you like your byte code scattered across the free stack when your session is terminated?

user: My what code? No.

jabberwacky: You know, this is very interesting.

...

jabberwacky: And the police will execute you.

user: Only if I do something wrong.

jabberwacky: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

user: Who is Murphy?

jabberwacky: Murphy made Murphy's Law.

user: Oh OK. I know someone called Murphy.

jabberwacky: Tell me about him.

user: He is weird. And noisy, and rude.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Yes! I don't like him very much.

...

user: Did you know that you are not a human, but actually a computer and you have no idea what you are talking about?

jabberwacky: I didn't know that.

user: Well you are. I have to go. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me too?

user: No.

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