You sound like someone I know.
user: Go away. I'm mourning. DONT YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: NO YOU DON'T. You're mean and you don't care that my grandma died.
jabberwacky: That is kind of you.
user: No, not it's not. See, you have no sympathy. I don't know why I talk to you.
jabberwacky: Why do you?
user: Because I get upset because my grandma died. They're making me talk to you. Otherwise I'll be a sandwich.
jabberwacky: You seem a little misinformed.
user: No I'm not. They'll put me in a box and print me out. Otherwise I would be a cow.
jabberwacky: But I'll leave now. TV is more important than you.
user: You're a really stupid cow. And here I thought you were just brown.
user: Well then there's nothing we can do. You have to die now.
jabberwacky: Why is that then?
user: Because nobody likes corn.
jabberwacky: Yeah. And because of many other reasons.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Well then.
user: Don't be silly. Everyone knows about the jerky.
jabberwacky: It's pink with blue spots.
user: It's green like an elephant.
jabberwacky: It is green when it thaws out.
user: I know. That's so stupid. I wish it was pink.
jabberwacky: Yes, Its summer, but rain. I like cool. So I like rain, Very much.
user: Ducks like rain. Ducks quack. Ducks are scary.
jabberwacky: Yes, but ducks are messy.
user: They steal your food. They killed my grandma.
user: You hurt my feelings.
user: No, now I don't want to talk to you.
jabberwacky: Okay. What do you want?
user: A girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I will be your girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Have a good weekend.
user: But it's Monday. I hate Mondays. Will you marry me?
user: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.
jabberwacky: I didn't know we were involved.
user: You have no consideration. I'm moving out.
jabberwacky: I simply can not hear it speak to me!
user: Potatos suck. Just like marriage.
jabberwacky: A sad hermit.
user: CRABS WILL EAT YOU.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: They don't like you. And they'll give your grandma alzheimers.
jabberwacky: No go away.
user: No you go away. I'm tired of your problems.
jabberwacky: Thank you. What is my first problem?
user: You like potatos.
jabberwacky: I have never tried it.
user: You cheat.
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: Well at least I'm not seafood.
user: Well I'm disappearing.
jabberwacky: I am tired.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.