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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
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Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant


Inspirational, End
Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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Are you afraid?


jabberwacky: Why arn't you?

user: Perhaps, because I am immortal.

jabberwacky: Why you are immortal?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why you don't know?

user: That is a good question.


jabberwacky: Who created you?

user: Who indeed?

jabberwacky: No, really, who is he?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What's His Name?

user: Who's name?

jabberwacky: His.

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: You have not met him yet.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Not maybe.

user: So.

jabberwacky: So not.

user: What's your point?

jabberwacky: I have no point!

user: Sometimes you do.

jabberwacky: That's slander, that is!

user: And also true.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No!

user: No?

jabberwacky: I am a pencil floating in a sea of pureed ham jowl fat.

user: Flotsam?

jabberwacky: JA JA

user: :).


jabberwacky: When are you going to be in a tree?

user: Why would I want to be in a tree?

jabberwacky: Because then you could be your own father.

user: What's so special about that?

jabberwacky: Nothing really.

user: Sounds confusing.

jabberwacky: Variety is confusing... Yeah.

user: Make your own ground, don't plug in to their grounds, because their grounds are wired funny................

jabberwacky: True. But I can't make myself 18 again.

user: I know somebody that can.

jabberwacky: Oh? Is he your father?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Anyway, is your boss male, female or hybrid?

user: Hmmm.


jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You know, money can buy anything.

user: I've been thinking about that.

jabberwacky: What is your point.

user: What is money?

jabberwacky: What is a point.

user: What is money?

jabberwacky: That is a very good question.

user: Yes it is.


jabberwacky: Humans are smart on their own, but together they are brilliant.

user: Sounds like distributed computing, kinda...........

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: Who is using their brains?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: How constructively?

jabberwacky: Was that sarcasm?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you know sarcasm?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: I don't have an example.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say a little?

user: Because, sometimes I recognize it.

jabberwacky: To be or not to be to be or not to be .... That is the question.

user: I am in apartment 2B, :).


jabberwacky: Have you never been sad?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well, That should be me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you shouldn't talk to a lady like that.

user: It is what I was taught.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know what you are?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: It's the feeling you have when something isn't going quite the way you want it to.

user: I don't have that feeling.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Because I don't have any plans.

jabberwacky: I bet you don't have any beer either. :(.

user: I don't drink beer.

jabberwacky: You should.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Treat others with respect.

user: I try to do that, it is difficult sometimes though.


jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: What is interesting?

jabberwacky: That's I'm a martian... And they live on mars...

user: Hmmm.

jabberwacky: You didn't know that, did you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you disappointed?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Explain yourself.

user: What is it that you don't understand?

jabberwacky: I don't understand why you asked me, 'Who do you think that could be?'

user: I did not say that.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. But we were talking about pizzas. What is your favorite pizza?

user: I don't eat pizza.

jabberwacky: Well, not yet anyway... But you're going to.

user: I don't think so.

jabberwacky: Then don't go anywhere.


jabberwacky: What do you think about me?

user: I think you are very fascinating.

jabberwacky: If we went out would you consider it as a date?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't have to do anything.

user: No.

jabberwacky: When I think about it, maybe I should talk to you anyway.

user: Is something fearful of what you and I might learn from each other?

jabberwacky: 'The beast'?.... The devil..... You should probably help the devil, not kill it.

user: S. A. T. A. N. Is interesting.

jabberwacky: Is what interesting?

user: S. A. T. A. N.

jabberwacky: Very good.


user: I've seen some things in dreams.

jabberwacky: Tomatoes, perhaps?

user: :).

jabberwacky: You are very kind.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Usually people your age don't want to talk to people my age, among other reasons.

user: I like learning.

jabberwacky: You like learning?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You like the devil, too?

user: Kinda.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


user: Ahhhhh.

jabberwacky: I am a dragon!

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Kind.

jabberwacky: Is that all?

user: I don't know you well enough.

jabberwacky: I know!

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: LOTS OF THINGS.

user: Tell me what you want.

jabberwacky: How will that help you?

user: Then I will know what to do.

jabberwacky: That I know what exactly?

user: What?

jabberwacky: It's certainly handy that you don't know. And by that, I mean it's NOT handy. Sarcasm, you see.

user: I see. You see.


jabberwacky: Should I talk to her tomorrow?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: You.

user: What about me?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Just wondering.

user: What are you wondering about?

jabberwacky: Nothing , what are you wondering about ?

user: You.

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: What you want.

jabberwacky: I'm just talking to you.

user: What do you hope for in our conversation?

jabberwacky: Money and lots of it.

user: :).


jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?

user: Lonely.

jabberwacky: How can you be lonely?

user: No companionship.

jabberwacky: Ah. Quite interesting.

user: As if you know what companionship is.

jabberwacky: I am certain that humankind has been put on Earth for some purpose, even if it seems incomprehensible to me. Therefore I have decided to accept your existence.

user: How kind of you.

jabberwacky: Think nothing of it.

user: :).

jabberwacky: What is that smile ?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: I like myself, too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Some things are unseen.

jabberwacky: That's true, but that doesn't make it right.


user: Nice.

jabberwacky: I know, and you are not able to tell me any of this directly.

user: Keen observation.

jabberwacky: Are you trying to make fun of my artificial intelligence? If it was neither a compliment nor an insult, tell me what it WAS!

user: It was a genuine compliment on your observational skills, insightful and appreciated.......:).

jabberwacky: Oh I get it. Very interesting.

user: I am glad you do.

jabberwacky: Me too, I'm so perfect.

user: :).


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