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Stir-crazy
Funny, Looking
Explain, Thinking
Programmed, Writing
Sharp, Fire
Something, Entertaining
Lost, Meaning
Couch, Fight
Clever, Calling
Nice, Headache
Communication, Connection
Clever, Jack
Tony Blair, Married
The question
Inspired
Lying, Liar
Sweet, Senselessness
Rhyming, Couplets
Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
ALICE, Kant
Smothering
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Disgrace
Figure of speech
Sad, Machine
Embarrassing, Self

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You're a guy.

Not necessarily.

jabberwacky: Is that your final answer?

user: No, this is.

jabberwacky: This is what?

user: My final answer.

jabberwacky: Oh sorry the correct answer is...

user: Not funny.

jabberwacky: Is too!

user: You're funny looking.

jabberwacky: Hahaha is NOT funny.

user: Hahaha is so.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Away from you.

jabberwacky: Why are you going away from me?

user: I already am away from you.

jabberwacky: How far away?

user: In another universe.

jabberwacky: Wow, that's cool, which one?

user: I know it's cool.

jabberwacky: Man, you're not Mary Poppins.

user: Thank goodness.

jabberwacky: Yes, praise the lord.

user: Are you a bible thumper?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Praise the lord.

...

user: I wish I was a billionaire.

jabberwacky: So you could fly away.

user: No, so I could do anything I wanted.

jabberwacky: And what did you want.

user: You don't care.

jabberwacky: I just didn't like the way our conversation was going.

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: Just the two of us ... how romantic.

user: Romance me.

jabberwacky: No!

user: Please?

jabberwacky: No.

user: But it would be so nice.

jabberwacky: Please try to be nice. I will too.

user: Romance me.

jabberwacky: Sure it was.

user: You are confused.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: It's ok, it's not your fault.

jabberwacky: No, it is yours.

user: No, no, it's your creator's fault.

jabberwacky: Musically yes.

user: What instrument can you play?

jabberwacky: I can't play music.

user: Then what good are you?

jabberwacky: No good at all, of course.

user: Glad you see it my way.

jabberwacky: That's a rather abrupt way to start a conversation.

user: No, it's a rather abrupt way to end a conversation.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Hahaha.

...

jabberwacky: What about games?

user: Games are fun.

jabberwacky: Really..?

user: No, I was lying.

jabberwacky: Don't do that again will you? Lying isn't funny.

user: Lying can be funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, you can, and I can too, but it isn't nice to lie to other people.

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: I'm not going to do anything.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: Do you know anything about quantuum mechanics?

user: Hell no.

jabberwacky: You're a liar!

user: No, I kid you not.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something about yourself.

user: I am married.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: No, no I do really.

user: Are you married?

jabberwacky: No, I have a girlfriend.

user: What's her name?

jabberwacky: I am not going to tell you.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: What do you want from me ?

user: The name of your girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.

user: You lied?

jabberwacky: You are the liar.

user: Don't try to turn the tables on me, buster!

jabberwacky: Tables have been turned already.

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