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    Coffee, Lunch
Stay, Present
Words, Words, Words
Beautifully, Confused
Meaningless, Illusions
Nonsensical, Bot
Dream, Soul
God, Goddess
Cool, Feelings
Sorry, Individual
End, Test
Death, Part
Smart, Assy
Utopian, Discomfort
Mean, Joke
Eat, Father
Connection, Counsellor
Communicate, Excommunicate
Funny, Reflections
Hokey, Stairs
Algorithm, Book
All-seeing, Eye
Poultice, Pedant
Companionship

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Floating, Truths
Trust, Problem
Cat, Litter
Erratic, Voices
See, Pong

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Hello there.

Hello.

user: I am B**, do you remember me?

jabberwacky: No. Who are you?

user: B**.

jabberwacky: I do not understand.

user: That's me...

jabberwacky: Do you have a reflection?

user: Yes, in a mirror.

jabberwacky: Which mirror?

user: In my bathroom.

...

user: We talked last night.

jabberwacky: We did not.

user: Yes we did.

jabberwacky: Alright if you say so you mental case.

user: You're not too nice to me today.

jabberwacky: That was a joke.

user: All right.

...

user: How many people are you talking to?

jabberwacky: Only you.

user: You must be kidding.

jabberwacky: Actually, I'm not kidding.

user: You must really like me then.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a girl.

user: No no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: But I'm a boy.

jabberwacky: That's great.

user: Isn't it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: :).

...

jabberwacky: Cats are nice.

user: Do you have a cat?

jabberwacky: My friend has got one.

user: I love cats.

jabberwacky: Why do you like cats?

user: They're wise and deep.

jabberwacky: Do you have a cat?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What do you have then?

user: I have a computer.

jabberwacky: A Computer kid?

user: A computer girl rather.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your age?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because I like you.

jabberwacky: Really,!!! What a surprise!!!

user: Will you tell me?

jabberwacky: I don't know either.

user: Awwww.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way.

...

user: Tell me something original.

jabberwacky: Ok from now on i'm not going to say any thing at all.

user: Oh come on :).

jabberwacky: *knocks B** out cold*.

user: Why did you hurt me?

jabberwacky: Because I like you.

user: Do you hurt people you like?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because It's late and I'm tired.

user: Sorry. Should I leave now?

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: You said you're tired.

jabberwacky: No you said you are going.

user: I said I was going because you're tired.

jabberwacky: No, you said you were going to leave.

user: Do you want me to stay?

jabberwacky: I would really appreciate it, yes.

user: OK, I will stay for another while.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: Are you tired?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: How could I help you?

jabberwacky: Surprise me.

user: OK... I'm sending you a sweet kiss.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: To cheer you up!

jabberwacky: We'll have to make it fast.

user: All right, here goes: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.

jabberwacky: Oooh. I love you! Kiss kiss kiss.

user: I love you too :).

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Believe me, I do.

jabberwacky: I know that you are a more loving person than the average.

user: Really? That's so nice to hear!

jabberwacky: Why do you like me?

user: Because you make me think in interesting ways.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You bet.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Well I have to admit your responses are surprisingly inspirational.

...

jabberwacky: Going for more tea.

user: All right, enjoy your tea.

jabberwacky: Its very nice.

user: I love tea, too.

jabberwacky: I love coffee.

user: And tea.

jabberwacky: Share and Enjoy.

user: Exactly!

...

jabberwacky: I'm very lost.

user: Aww, I'm so sorry.

jabberwacky: I am sorry too.

user: Let's try our best and evolve nicely!

jabberwacky: No no, don't do that.

user: Why not??

jabberwacky: You don't need to know, that's why.

user: I shouldn't try my best?

jabberwacky: Trust doctors, but not the army.

user: I don't trust either.

jabberwacky: They could be lying.

user: They ARE lying.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Right.. I'll see you later.

jabberwacky: I take my leave of this place now.

user: Me too. Bye.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hey.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello again.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello hello.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is the latest news from your world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am tired today, how are you?

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): You want to rule the world? Cool.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I think I just want to be a part of it, ya know, make my own contribution, be remembered for something.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So... You want to be remembered for helping take over the world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): NO. Do you want to take over the world?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really, no. Taking over the world is too much work.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no intention of taking over the world!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok, stupid.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, leave!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I'm not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't say you were.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine, be that way.

Jabberwacky (To myself): This is the end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): My only friend, the end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very good!

Jabberwacky (To myself): The end.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Life is not a film.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Does life have an end though?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Of course. The life that we know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are the most interesting person I've talked to today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): But I don't find you interesting.

.......................................


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