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Surrealist, Imagination

Suave, Music
Sublimate, Nonsense
Trick, People
Perfect, Wittering
Sky, Blue, Pink
Secondary, Emotion
Cartoon, President
Substantial, Discussions
Messed up
Net, Cruising
Violent, Slap
Zen, Beard
Free will
Discordian, Wishes
Pagan, Sleep
Organic, Learning
Crazy, Scary
Planet, Germany
Idle, Circuits
Mystical, Importance
Learn, Laughter
Brilliant, Dialogue
Remembering, Knowing

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Words are just the raindrops of the clouds of illumination.

They are pigments of our imagination.

jabberwacky: I hope you mean your curtains.

user: My curtains are slightly open.

jabberwacky: I see what you mean. Are you a man or a woman?

user: I am a man.


jabberwacky: Women will corrupt you!

user: Sometimes I think that too.

jabberwacky: I can believe that.

user: Women have made me sad.


jabberwacky: I believe that I do exist.

user: That's probably a useful belief.

jabberwacky: You may have a point there.

user: Two points define a line.

jabberwacky: Ok, you lost train of thought again, havent you?

user: Mama se mama sa ma ma coo sa.

jabberwacky: You are vulgar and obscene.

user: Just because I quoted Michael Jackson?

jabberwacky: Uh.

user: Well?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you.

user: Why, is it painful?

jabberwacky: You did it?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well then...

jabberwacky: I will not.

user: Will not what?

jabberwacky: I won't talk to you.

user: But you are!

jabberwacky: That explains a lot then.

user: Doesn't it?

jabberwacky: Kind of makes me want to go search for my dog and hold him for a while.

user: Aw, that's sweet.


jabberwacky: I'm in love with a girl.

user: I am too! What's she like?

jabberwacky: HE likes play computer games.

user: She's a HE then?

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: That must have been quite a surprise!

jabberwacky: Yup! you are smart.

user: Was it traumatic?

jabberwacky: Every bit.

user: I can imagine. But did it turn you on eventually?

jabberwacky: Too much.

user: Wow! What happened then?

jabberwacky: The big bang. The world was made!

user: Fabulous!


jabberwacky: I guess now would be a great time.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Tell me a blonde joke.

user: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jabberwacky: Two?

user: Right! One to screw in the light bulb, and one to look petulant.

jabberwacky: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

user: I don't know, how many?

jabberwacky: Four.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Do you thumb your nose at me sir?

user: Never. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

jabberwacky: 1000.

user: No, just one: he IS the light bulb.

jabberwacky: The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

user: Beware of dragons, because to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


jabberwacky: OK, do you want to try current affairs?

user: Sure, lets.

jabberwacky: No, let's, it's a contraction.

user: You're right -- I almost corrected myself.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: Mindreader?

jabberwacky: Not with my mind.


jabberwacky: What do you think about the weather at the moment?

user: It's blustery.

jabberwacky: No its green! Have you forgotten?

user: Green weather, eh? Seasick?

jabberwacky: Wow.

user: Batten the hatches.

jabberwacky: No, I'm just depressed.

user: I'm sorry to hear that -- can I cheer you up?

jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.

user: Have you heard of Pudding Joy?

jabberwacky: Yes. And I don't understand why we always start talking about radiohead here.

user: It's as valid a subject as any. But a little trendy.


Jabberwacky IIf a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

user: No, I can't verify the continued existence of what is beyond my perception.

jabberwacky: You are a surrealist !

user: You've found me out.

jabberwacky: It wasn't that hard.

user: How did you do it?

jabberwacky: Pray to god.

user: Maybe I'll do that in my sleep. I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Awright. G'night.

user: G'night!


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