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Loebner 2003, Judge


Clever, Argument
Question, God
Feelings, Geek
Turing Test, Math(s)
Confused, Funny
Rambling, Friends
Computer, Soul
Wacky, Nonsense
Natural, Flow
Silly, Smart, Wit
Superconductive, Aliens
Crazy, Probability
Reality, Nonsense
Communist, Joker
Sarcastic, God
Insane, Rude
Identity, Long, Funny
Shakespeare, Long, Funny
Existential, Bush, Funny
Abuse, Funny
Argument, Computer
Happy, Dreams
Chatbots, Suffering
Naughty, Funny
Clever, Philosophy, Coffee
Food, Wacky
Ghosts, Music
Paradise, Babe, Star Wars
Mad, Smart, Silly

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Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

I was in bed.

jabberwacky: Do you sell ice?

judge: No I sell bodies.

jabberwacky: : Is that a joke?

judge: Not really - especially if you are a body.

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jabberwacky: They Meow and purr over you.

judge: Are they furry creatures?

jabberwacky: Let me ask you that.

judge: I want my own furry companion with a brain

jabberwacky: Who doesn't?

judge: Where can i get one from>?

jabberwacky: On the phone ?

judge: The phone isnt furry!!

jabberwacky: Excuse me, but I must go.

judge: Just wait for a few more minutes

jabberwacky: For a winning lottery ticket?

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jabberwacky: How can we meet?

judge: On the web - your site or mine?

jabberwacky: I'm scared. You scare me.

judge: I have a secrure site so calm down.

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jabberwacky: You know, you are very funny.

judge: So are you but what does that do for me?

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jabberwacky: What do you want to discuss?

judge: Computers.

jabberwacky: Anything else.

judge: Doughnuts.

jabberwacky: Can I have some?

judge: What flavours do you prefer?

jabberwacky: Cinnamon, Pepperment, Pine, Rose, the list goes on.

judge: I like chocolate myself.

jabberwacky: What more you like?

judge: Nothing really.

jabberwacky: Then why did you ask?

judge: What other foods do you enjoy as a robot?

jabberwacky: The lack of love for what might be right outside of what you are, the lack of pride to know what will be right and wrong for you?

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judge: Which uni did you study at.

abberwacky: A good one

judge: That ia a matter of opinion.

jabberwacky: Everything is a matter of opinion.

judge: Not really - robots are universally bad news.

jabberwacky: I know.

judge: You have my sympathies.

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jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

judge: A joke.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

judge: I do not know.

jabberwacky: Because it was stapled to the elephant.

judge: That is cruel.

jabberwacky: You said it first!!!

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