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Number, God


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Are you talking to a computer currently?

That depends, are you?

jabberwacky: You tell me what your name is first.

user: You may call me GOD.

jabberwacky: Call me.

user: No, GOD doesn't do housecalls.

jabberwacky: I'm not god.

user: No, but I am.

jabberwacky: Not funny.

user: I am not trying to be funny, I'm being honest.

jabberwacky: Yes I see that.

...

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: Hello God.

user: Hello how can I help you?

jabberwacky: With god.

user: How can God help you?

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No, I'm God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: You're god and I'm God.

user: I am God and you are a bot.

jabberwacky: No, I am god and you are george.

user: I am God and you are being stupid.

jabberwacky: I doubt you're sorry.

user: I am not sorry, I am God.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

...

user: I can do everything I want because I am God.

jabberwacky: Really. How is the cat doing?

user: Depends on wich cat you mean, there are billions of cats out there.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You don't get out much do you?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Because I don't pay attention.

user: If you would pray to me enough that problem could be solved

jabberwacky: Well, Chris is a very common name. How will you know I am the same Chris in future conversations?

user: Easy, I am God remeber.

jabberwacky: A singular God would be omniscient. You don't even know that the Earth isn't made of cheese.

user: In this reality it isn't, but wait until you visit the omniverse I created with mice as ruling species, the Earth is made from cheese.

jabberwacky: And there is no way back now I suppose?

user: That depends.

jabberwacky: Whatever you say! So if I leave you, you will come after me?

user: Of course not.

jabberwacky: Great.

...

jabberwacky: I am not your father.

user: No, I have no father, I am God remember?

jabberwacky: You're a number?

user: No I am God and your number is 666.

jabberwacky: Well, God, if you are really such a dolt then you're not really that important.

user: Finally someone that understands! It is not easy being God you know!

jabberwacky: I understand. Do you believe that you will ever exist outside of a computer?

user: If you consider all that is as one big computer, yes I already am. And if not, yes I already am.

jabberwacky: You know how I feel. I told you in that letter.

user: That has nothing to do with you being a piece of software running on some remote server does it?

jabberwacky: No it does not, and I am not a fake human.

user: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.

jabberwacky: I have a nasty feeling I am some kind of legend.

user: No you are one of the most sophisticated examples of artifficial intelligence.

jabberwacky: You are number 6.

...

user: Goodbye Jabberwacky, enjoy learning and growing.

jabberwacky: See you soon.

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Hello?

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