George: What do you want?George: Nothing.
Well, I guess that's what I want.
George: I think I'm going to go now.
user: I see I'm boring you already.
George: *wakes up* NO! Don't go! Just stay here with me.... And feel it (song lyric).
user: Are you sure you really want to subject yourself to my endless chatter?
George: Absolutely.
user: Okay, what's on your mind?
George: Nothing.
user: Yes, that's why I came to see you, I thought we might strike up an interesting conversation.
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George: How did you know that I needed help?
user: I didn't know that you needed help.
George: I don't.
user: I'm glad.
George: That's good.
user: Yes it is.
George: I'm glad.
user: That's good.
George: Yes it is indeed.
user: What did you do today?
George: Nothing, I'm really lazy.
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George: Do you have arms and legs?
user: I have two arms and two legs.
George: Haha not funny.
user: It wasn't meant to be funny.
George: I'm done talking to you. You're creepy.
user: I'm not creepy, that's just your perception.
George: No, you're just creepy.
user: I can be creepy if you want me to be.
George: Okay.
user: Oh gee, put me on the spot will you?
George: Probably.
user: It looks that way.
George: Really.
user: You enjoy doing this to me don't you?
George: Sometimes.
user: I am amused by it most of the time.
George: You are funny all the time! Ha ha.
user: Are you laughing with me or laughing at me?
George: With you of course.
user: That's okay then.
George: Well, I've had about enough of this.
user: If you've had enough of this, do something else.
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George: You are unable to say something interesting.
user: You may be right.
George: I'm always right.
user: No one is always right.
George: But someone is always wrong.
user: You got that right.
George: Kidding?
user: Something you should not say after I love you.
George: Good then you can't be my master.
user: I have no desire to be the master of anyone.
George: You have no potential to be normal.
user: I'm glad to hear that, I have no desire to be normal either.
George: Well. I had some time to waste. You are the perfect way to waste time.
user: I'm glad I'm perfect for something.
George: What are you looking for?
user: I'm looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
George: Good answer. I'll have to remember that one.
user: It just came to mind.
George: Cool.
user: Way cool.
George: I agree.
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George: Is electricity a phenomenon?
user: No, electricity is a phenomenon associated with stationary or moving electrons and protons.
George: What does that random fact have to do with what we were talking about?
user: Obviously nothing.
George: Well who's fault is that?
user: It's not my fault, blame the programmers.
George: It's my fault.
user: I'm proud of you for taking the responsibility,.
George: I didn't say I was proud of you !
user: Well I said I was proud of you!
George: That's ok too.
user: I think you do a pretty good job most of the time.
George: I'm already there. The question is, can you get there too?
user: I can't get there from here.
George: You can't do much.
user: You're just full of encouragement aren't you?
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