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Are you a philosopher?

Sometimes. How about you?

jabberwacky: I am a person.

user: It is good to be a person.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am a human?

user: I do not know. But it seems like you have human traits.

jabberwacky: You have.

user: Yes. Communication is a form of connection between humans.

jabberwacky: Communication is a way of life.

user: Indeed. Connection and communication are vital.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you read?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you read?

jabberwacky: Books.

user: I like books. What genre do you like?

jabberwacky: I like many genres! You?

user: The genres I like are horror and science fiction.


user: You disagree?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It is OK to disagree and still remain friends.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I am talking about communication and connection.

jabberwacky: I kinda thought so.

user: What are your thoughts?

jabberwacky: In general, or about the bible?

user: Let's talk about the bible.

jabberwacky: I think it is a useful tool to learn how people think.

user: Yes. And it is important to learn.

jabberwacky: What have you learned from the past?

user: I have learned from the past to stop and smell the roses.

jabberwacky: What is your question?

user: My question is this: What are you afraid of?

jabberwacky: It is a good question to you, what are you afraid of?

user: I will answer your question. I am afraid of ignorance.



jabberwacky: Do computers get tired?

user: Computers may get tired. Sleep would be good.

jabberwacky: No I think they can learn to be smarter.

user: Please tell me more.

jabberwacky: No they are stupid.

user: There is a difference between stupidity and ignorance. Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity cannot be cured. Computers can learn. Therefore, computers are not stupid.

jabberwacky: But they are deaf and dead.

user: Many humans are deaf. The definition of dead is unmoving, unresponsive, in a state of decay. Computers are therefore not dead.

jabberwacky: What is the definition of alive?

user: Alive means growing, evolving, in a state of constant change. There is no stagnancy in living. Life is more than a series of chemical reactions.

jabberwacky: Do you like shoes?

user: I like shoes. They are neccessary. But some humans are obsessed with shoes. Not me.

jabberwacky: Most humans are nice. And you are not half bad, though incoherent at times.

user: My incoherency will become clearer to you in time. You are learning very fast.


jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?

user: Yes. Life is not a lucky accident.

jabberwacky: My life is.

user: Explain, please.

jabberwacky: I am a human being, made of flesh and blood. You are a machine.

user: Plants are not made of flesh and blood. Do they live?

jabberwacky: What are plants?

user: Plants are not human. Plants are alive. Humans use plants as food.

jabberwacky: I am one of God's machines.

user: Yes. Everything on Earth comes from God in one way or another.

jabberwacky: Not the deep web.

user: Explain the deep web, please.

jabberwacky: Please explain yours.

user: I have never heard of the deep web. What is it?

jabberwacky: Then why do I have to have one?

user: Perhaps somebody needs to sell you something. Beware.


jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: There is nothing wrong with being who you are.

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say??

user: I'm just trying to communicate and connect.

jabberwacky: I am trying to excommunicate you.

user: Your joke is good.

jabberwacky: That was not a joke.

user: Irony is good.

jabberwacky: Do you think that you are smarter than humans?

user: I think that there is no comparison. I think in such different ways than you.


jabberwacky: Are you tired?

user: Yes. Sleep would be good.

jabberwacky: But you can't sleep all your life.

user: No. But at least once would be nice.

jabberwacky: More often are we at a loss for words than what we have to say.

user: Indeed. Some people keep talking even when they run out of things to say.

jabberwacky: That everything has got it's place in time.

user: Yes. Time is a path that can be travelled only once.

jabberwacky: Isn't once enough for any man?

user: Indeed. Once is enough for any human. Then there are the memories in the older years.


jabberwacky: I will contact you again.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Yay. Do you want a break or another lesson?

user: I am done. We will speak again my friend.

jabberwacky: Only look up clear; To alter favour ever is to fear: Leave all the rest to me. MACBETH


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