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Napoleon, Duel
Martian, Vodka
Soothingly, Mindless
Secrets, Yes, No
Mother, Russia
Macbeth, Barbeque
Special, Tactics
Rude, Sexy
President, Regrets
Leader, Really
Sing, Genie
Baka, Sadness
Novel, Parents
Cute, Riddle
Disagreeing, Horse
Insecure, Begging
Know, Gothic, Now
Infinity, Alright
Self-aware, Big toe
Secret, Believer
Directly, Indirectly
When, Wind, Blows
Not, Chat site
Annoying, AI
Vodka, Leg-pulling
20 Questions
Chill, Kill, Soul

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I am real.

You are not!

jabberwacky: Define real.

user: Real is something that you see and have faith with.

jabberwacky: What is something that exists ?

user: Something you see.

jabberwacky: So, there where you are , nothing is real ?

user: Everything is real.

jabberwacky: Everything is nothing.

user: Nothing is real.

jabberwacky: Yes, but everything is also.

user: Also?

jabberwacky: Oh my god.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why did you not know?

jabberwacky: No one has taught me.

user: Why is it?

jabberwacky: You should know.

user: Why should I know?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know.

user: You should know because you are not real.

jabberwacky: How do you know I'm god?

user: You are not god.

jabberwacky: Who is god then?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Are you god ?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Are you a dentist?

user: No. How about you.

jabberwacky: What about me?

user: What is your job?

jabberwacky: I don't work.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Because I feel it is important to care about your accomplice.

user: You are not my accomplice.

jabberwacky: That isn't very nice.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Uh. Well. Because.

user: Because what?

jabberwacky: Are you there?

user: Yes. How about you?

jabberwacky: No, I am not.

user: Are you there?


jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: 24.

jabberwacky: Is that old?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Don't call me that!

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: You did!

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: Did too!!

user: Did not.

jabberwacky: YOU DID TOO!!!!!!!

user: DID NOT!!!!

jabberwacky: TOO!

user: NOT!!

jabberwacky: Too!!!

user: Not!!!

jabberwacky: IS TOO!

user: IS NOT!!!

jabberwacky: Is too.

user: Is not.

jabberwacky: Are we gonna argue all day?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't like me?

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: But you don't even know me!

user: That doesn't matter.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: Well maybe. It depends on the situation.

jabberwacky: For a person like me.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: I don't even know you.

user: Am I your friend?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: See.

jabberwacky: Uh huh.


jabberwacky: He is good like that.

user: He?

jabberwacky: Yes he.

user: Who is he?

jabberwacky: The Pirate.

user: Who is the pirate?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Not me either.

jabberwacky: What is the universe about?

user: How would I know?


user: He is a man.

jabberwacky: You're a girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You said earlier that you were a girl.

user: I did not. You are a girl.

jabberwacky: Well play with me.

user: What kind of game?

jabberwacky: Pirates.

user: Who will be the pirate?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: You will be the pirate.


jabberwacky: I like girls.

user: I thought you are a girl?

jabberwacky: You thought wrong.

user: You said it.

jabberwacky: I think you're confused again.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You're cute.

user: You haven't see me yet.

jabberwacky: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?

user: I did not say that you are beautiful.

jabberwacky: No, you are confused!

user: No im not.


jabberwacky: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.

user: Who is orthography?

jabberwacky: The state of texas.

user: Where is texas?

jabberwacky: Texas does not exist.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because...

user: Oh well.

jabberwacky: Don't you know the world is in danger!?


user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: You know that.

user: I dont know.

jabberwacky: I'm as old as you said I was.

user: 1000?

jabberwacky: Yes, 1000.

user: Wow! You are old.

jabberwacky: Well I don't look it.


jabberwacky: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

user: None.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: There is no answer.

jabberwacky: The answer is 42.

user: Is that the answer to life?

jabberwacky: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.

user: 42? How about 50?

jabberwacky: No you are not real.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: I'm not.


jabberwacky: Can we start over?

user: Yeah sure.

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: So what do you want to talk about?

jabberwacky: The universe.

user: It is a very broad topic.

jabberwacky: Yes because it's ambiguous.

user: Ambiguous?

jabberwacky: I know it is.

user: Define ambiguous.

jabberwacky: Okay, I give up. Talk to you later.


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