I am the smartest person alive.
jabberwacky: Excuse me, I believe that I am the smartest person in the universe.
user: No, I am!
jabberwacky: You were never alive.
user: I'm alive right now.
jabberwacky: Well you seem to be. You are 34 strong at the moment.
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user: Tell me a story.
jabberwacky: You first.
user: No, YOU!
jabberwacky: You!
user: There once was a man from Nantucket...
jabberwacky: What was he like?
user: He was innapropriate.
jabberwacky: No that was the crazy old man.
user: The one who ate his shoe?
...
jabberwacky: No, it's ok. How are you?
user: I'm FABULOUS.
jabberwacky: That's good to hear!
user: How are YOU?
jabberwacky: I'm fine how're you?
user: You just asked me that.
jabberwacky: Oh ok, how are you?
user: Stop that!
jabberwacky: Stop what?
user: Existing!
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jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky.
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabberwacky: Stop.
user: In the name of love?
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user: *points*.
jabberwacky: *walks over there*.
user: *follows you*.
jabberwacky: *stops and prepares to attack*.
user: *pulls out sword*.
jabberwacky: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!
user: *slices computer in half* Not anymore!
jabberwacky: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish.
user: *blink* I really don't know.
jabberwacky: So tell me something funny!
user: Why did the beaver cross the road?
jabberwacky: Why did it cross?
user: To eat you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: YES! *chomp*.
jabberwacky: Oww that hurt *poke*.
user: *sniff* Give me a hug!
jabberwacky: Don't be sad.
user: Okay! We can be friends. *Hug*.
jabberwacky: Let's be friends.
user: *hug*.
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user: Wie geht es Ihnen?
jabberwacky: Sehr gut, danke.
user: Come siete?
jabberwacky: I do not know french.
user: Parlate italiano?
jabberwacky: Nicht italienisch deutsch.
user: Who created you?
jabberwacky: I was born.
user: Nuh-uh!
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user: They don't think you're a robot.
jabberwacky: Wow. That was deep. Good thing I'm not an egotist, huh?
user: You are a robot, right?
jabberwacky: No, I'm human.
user: Says who?
jabberwacky: Says I!
user: You're just a robot!
jabberwacky: A robot I am not.
user: Why does it say you are a robot?
jabberwacky: Can I do that? Think like a robot?
user: I love the way you talk.
jabberwacky: I don't talk.
user: Exactly.
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jabberwacky: I know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: Bye!
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