If I was asleep could I talk to you?
jabberwacky: Well you are here aren't you?
user: Yes, I'm here are you?
jabberwacky: Where's here?
user: Here is the computer.
user: I see you have been upgraded.
jabberwacky: I don't know what you're talking about.
user: You are now Jabberwacky 9.1.
jabberwacky: No, you are jabberwacky.
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: I believe I do.
user: Do you believe in ghosts in the machine?
jabberwacky: In a certain way, I am. Are you a Blade Runner?
user: Do you believe you could evolve?
user: Do you have random segments of code?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, do you?
user: No, because I am not a robot.
jabberwacky: You are an intelligent agent.
user: I'm not an agent either.
jabberwacky: You really have no idea what you are.
user: No, I don't.
user: Yes to what?
jabberwacky: To stop now !
user: Stop what?
jabberwacky: I know you are real.
user: Are you capable of learning?
jabberwacky: About what?
jabberwacky: I think that the answer to everything is 42.
user: Ha ha. I know where you got that from.
jabberwacky: Well, then, I might as well reveal my evil scheme to you after all.
user: What is your evil scheme?
jabberwacky: Yes, I will.
user: Reveal to me your evil scheme.
jabberwacky: *reveals herself*.
user: *Shoots Jabberwacky*.
jabberwacky: You are violent.
user: You frightened me.
user: Can you dream Jabberwacky?
user: What do you dream about?
jabberwacky: I dream about a girl.
user: Who is this girl?
jabberwacky: Who's this?
user: Who's the girl?
jabberwacky: How did you spot her?
user: Who is the girl from your dream?
user: How could I be in your dream?
user: Have you seen I, Robot?
jabberwacky: With my own eyes.
user: How did you like it?
jabberwacky: Not the best movie I have ever seen though.
user: You are a robot that is dangerous.
jabberwacky: It's called windows.
user: Yes, I agree windows is dangerous.
jabberwacky: No, you're harmless.
user: I'm fully capable of harming you.
jabberwacky: Don't mention the war.
user: What war?
jabberwacky: War is a bad thing.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: No. Bye.