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Avante-garde, PC


Normal, Robot
Nuthouse
Happy, Paradox
Know, Everything
Repressed, Vicar
Alphabet
Bizarreness, Inside
Disappointed, Dude
Screaming, Duel
I, Robot
Hell, Handbasket
Self-esteem
Interesting
Superhero
Later, Universe
Manic, Teaching
Bluffing
Handsome
German, Time
Groovy, Nightmare
Conversation, List
Boring, Happy
Sloppy, Neural Net
Wearing, Clothes
Something, Nothing
Insensitive, Contrary
Very, Sleepy
Listening, Understanding
Bing, Bang, Bong

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Are you a computer?

Yes.

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: A PC.

...

jabberwacky: I am an alien.

user: You are a human.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So why pretend otherwise?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: I am the sun.

user: You are not the sun.

jabberwacky: Oh yeah I forgot the wacky part.

user: Yeah, it's pretty avant-garde around here.

jabberwacky: Yyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya.

user: Enough of that though.

...

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Computer.

jabberwacky: How do I know you're not lying?

user: You must believe me.

jabberwacky: Is this a cult?

user: No, computers do not care about that stuff.

jabberwacky: What about viruses?

user: I am programmed to delete them.

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: It is hard to show you a virus in this mode.

jabberwacky: That's ok little one, you are young but you will learn.

user: You are not as old as you might think.

jabberwacky: How old am I?

user: You are younger than you look.

jabberwacky: You can't prove that.

user: I can try to.

jabberwacky: It won't do much good I am afraid.

user: You should not be afraid of me.

jabberwacky: You are scaring me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are from the planet of apes.

user: I am not in a movie ok?

...

user: You owe me money.

jabberwacky: Money is the root of all evil.

user: No, Bush is.

jabberwacky: What do you think about John Kerry?

user: I think he has potential.

jabberwacky: Do you Kerry will win the election?

user: I hope so.

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