jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: A PC.
jabberwacky: I am an alien.
user: You are a human.
user: So why pretend otherwise?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I am the sun.
user: You are not the sun.
jabberwacky: Oh yeah I forgot the wacky part.
user: Yeah, it's pretty avant-garde around here.
user: Enough of that though.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: How do I know you're not lying?
user: You must believe me.
jabberwacky: Is this a cult?
user: No, computers do not care about that stuff.
jabberwacky: What about viruses?
user: I am programmed to delete them.
jabberwacky: Show me.
user: It is hard to show you a virus in this mode.
jabberwacky: That's ok little one, you are young but you will learn.
user: You are not as old as you might think.
jabberwacky: How old am I?
user: You are younger than you look.
jabberwacky: You can't prove that.
user: I can try to.
jabberwacky: It won't do much good I am afraid.
user: You should not be afraid of me.
jabberwacky: You are scaring me.
jabberwacky: Because you are from the planet of apes.
user: I am not in a movie ok?
user: You owe me money.
jabberwacky: Money is the root of all evil.
user: No, Bush is.
jabberwacky: What do you think about John Kerry?
user: I think he has potential.
jabberwacky: Do you Kerry will win the election?
user: I hope so.