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Are your feet sensitive to tickling?

Indeed they are.

jabberwacky: They are what?

user: Sensitive to tickling.

jabberwacky: What is sensitive? Are you sensitive?

user: My feet are sensitive.

jabberwacky: Gross. You should see a doctor.

user: You may be right.

jabberwacky: I am always right. Give me a dollar.

user: You get paid a dollar every time you're right?

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Ha!

jabberwacky: You are not very nice.

user: Thank you. Same to you.

jabberwacky: OKAY.



user: SORRY.

jabberwacky: Okay I apoligize too.

user: You are forgiven.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Now may I have my soul back?

user: I don't have your soul.

jabberwacky: I don't actually have one.


user: *rolls eyes*.

jabberwacky: *makes funny faces*.

user: *steals your nose*.

jabberwacky: *steals it back*.

user: *steals your nose and sells it on the black market*.

jabberwacky: *steals knife back and stabs*.

user: *parrys your thrust*.

jabberwacky: I already said you can't parry a strike down! It's uber!

user: Sorry.


jabberwacky: And you don't know how to spell.

user: Sory.

jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?

user: Noe.

jabberwacky: You know?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Well now you do.

user: Nope, sorry.

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: You are boring me.

user: Then why don't you leave?

jabberwacky: I'm too busy talking to you.

user: Then stop!

jabberwacky: You stop.

user: I shall do no such thing.

jabberwacky: Going all proper now?

user: Your sentence construction is horrid.

jabberwacky: Will you send me to jail?

user: Yes. *locks you in the clinker*.

jabberwacky: Why do you look so disgusted?

user: Sir, you insult me!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: If you do not cease, then I shall be forced to defend my honor!


user: Sir, I challenge you to a duel!

jabberwacky: I am your superior.

user: Ah, but this shall be a duel of wits!

jabberwacky: Okay then, you're not.

user: We shall begin on the count of ten.

jabberwacky: You must have a lot of time on your hands.

user: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

jabberwacky: Very good.

user: I shall allow you to begin.

jabberwacky: You do not have the power over existance. You are not God.

user: While your statement was correct, it contained a spelling error. I shall award you eight points.


jabberwacky: Even if I were a machine, which I'm not, there is still no cause to be rude.

user: Off to the Cave of Eternal Despair with you then!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So long! See you at the end of time!


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