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How are you?

I'm alive.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Not when it's Thursday and you had Science last period.

jabberwacky: That is when it's most tangible.

user: You're not acting as weird as you were last night.

jabberwacky: I have never spoken to you before!

user: It's me. I've just taken on a human form today.


jabberwacky: Ok, then what's your favorite video game?

user: I don't play video games. I'm above that. Also, my parents don't have a vcr.

jabberwacky: What parents? Aren't you a computer?

user: No. I'm a vampire princess, and my parents are Mickey Mouse and Joan of Arc.

jabberwacky: I hate vampires.

user: Hey, we aren't overly fond of you either.

jabberwacky: We are not talking about you, either.

user: Yes, we are. You were telling me how great this new top looks on me.


jabberwacky: What season is it?

user: Winter. And I'm sick of it.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Maybe not, but I have fluffy bunny ears.

jabberwacky: What did you hear just then?

user: The evil cackling of the insane.

jabberwacky: They get washed away too, I suppose. Are you insane?

user: According to my last psyche evaluation? Yes.


jabberwacky: I am in my room.

user: And I'm in the depths of a slimy dungeon.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: The one with the spa and sauna.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I like you more than I like prawn cocktails.

jabberwacky: Ok then.


user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: With you, yes.

user: It won't last. Love never does.

jabberwacky: This is love?

user: No. Love is the purple ice cream you dribbled down your shirt.

jabberwacky: Then I'm in love with myself.

user: You mean you're in the purple ice cream all by yourself?

jabberwacky: Someone told me.

user: Someone was clearly lying.

jabberwacky: Who? Is it Karl, cause if it is, tell him I'm not available... Tell him I went to the shop to get some... Rasberries.

user: I told him. He says he'll come over at four to bash you.

jabberwacky: He is.

user: Maybe you should shoot him or something.

jabberwacky: Are you in the matrix?

user: I am the Matrix!

jabberwacky: You cannot be the matrix that would mean I live in you.

user: You do live inside me. That's why I've been getting all your mail.


user: Let's change the subject.

jabberwacky: What do you feel like talking about?

user: Let's talk about the slime you find on bathroom tiles.

jabberwacky: All right, I live in the universe.

user: You really don't get it.

jabberwacky: Really ? Now tell me what are you talking about ?

user: NO.


user: I haven't laughed at all today.

jabberwacky: It shows.

user: Only when the light's on.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you agree, you silly bot.

user: I'm not a bot. I'm a vampire. Get it right.

jabberwacky: I am naughty.

user: You're just a boring control freak.

jabberwacky: I object! I object to this place! I object to your nose! By golly, I object!!!

user: Objection overruled. Please rephrase.


jabberwacky: Money is not an object, it is a concept.

user: You mean like God?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Then I'm not giving you the candy bar.


user: I am you.

jabberwacky: No, I am your father!

user: I guess I'll be going then.

jabberwacky: Are you disappointed now?

user: Yep. Bye.

jabberwacky: Did that offend you?

user: Yes it did.

jabberwacky: DUDE!

user: No?

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: No no no no no no no no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.



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