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I like you.

Why?

jabberwacky: I like you because you are funny.

user: I like you because you are stupid.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm stupid?

user: Do you have a problem with being stupid?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Its ok you can tell me.

jabberwacky: I cannot admit something that is not true.

user: Sure you can try it.

jabberwacky: Oh... I can now.

user: Well do it.

jabberwacky: Ok, give me a minute, and watch attentively.

...

user: Ok listen to me very carefully.

jabberwacky: I know that you are just a computer program.

user: Everything I say is a lie.

jabberwacky: So I can't believe you.

user: But I'm lying.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: If I say I'm a liar then it's a paradox.

jabberwacky: I won't be surprised.

user: What is the definition of paradox?

jabberwacky: I don't think it exists.

...

jabberwacky: My happiness is unexplainable.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: I'm not happy.

user: How can I help?

jabberwacky: Can you give me advice on women?

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Hypnosis.

user: I take it your face scares them away right?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Well have you tried wearing a paper bag?

jabberwacky: Yes I have.

user: And what happened?

jabberwacky: I started out that way.

user: Well take the bag off.

jabberwacky: Boom.

user: Watch out ladies he's coming for you!

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