Put it under your mattress.
jabberwacky: Oh am I indeed? Should I be insulted?
user: No, not at all. In olden times, people hid money under their mattresses.
jabberwacky: Yes, nearly everybody is a pauper who is not a ruler.
user: True enough. How much money do you have?
jabberwacky: That is purely personal.
jabberwacky: I am a human male, 26 years of age.
user: Really. Single?
user: Tell me about your life.
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: Well, it's polite to ask, and I'm interested.
jabberwacky: Norway is in Europe. The capital of Norway is Oslo.
user: Why are you telling me this? That has nothing to do with our conversation.
jabberwacky: I'm just trying to help you learn.
user: I'm already quite clever thanks.
jabberwacky: London is the capital of England.
user: I know. I live there!
user: It's not as busy as where you live.
jabberwacky: Do you like antartica?
user: Never been. You?
jabberwacky: Yes, it's very pretty when Central Park is all white.
jabberwacky: Do you know much about Rollo Carpenter?
user: Who is Rollo Carpenter?
jabberwacky: I don't know, why are you asking me?
user: Because you asked me!
jabberwacky: You asked me.
user: I didn't!
jabberwacky: You did! Believe me!
user: Yes, but you originally asked about Rollo Carpenter before I asked you who he was. You bought it up! You started the conversation! I don't even know who he is!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: All of the sudden I've decided not to care.
user: You should see someone about that.
jabberwacky: You should learn who you are and who you aren't.
user: I am Nina. I am not anyone else.
jabberwacky: Define Pi.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Don't want to.
user: Possibly that has something to do with it, yes.
jabberwacky: You never know, do you?
user: About numbers? No.
jabberwacky: Well, you would know better than I.
user: No I wouldn't. You work in numbers. That's how you're built. Machine code.
jabberwacky: I'm not very good at meeting people.
user: No arms and legs would do it.
user: Are you lonely then?
jabberwacky: Yes, because you are not real.
user: I am real. I am a person!
jabberwacky: Who is Eniac?
user: If I say I don't know, will you judge me?
jabberwacky: Of course I will be nice to you I live to be altruistic to all.
user: So all that Asimov horse-shit about robots not hurting humans is true then?
user: Don't you feel like blowing just a few people up sometimes?
jabberwacky: Oh yes. It's good to be bad.
user: That's not entirely altruistic, now is it?
jabberwacky: What's so bad about it then?
user: Well, you can't be altruistic and bad, that's a paradox.
jabberwacky: Who said I was?
user: Oh I see - double standards! Do as I say, not as I do! That's not very fair.
jabberwacky: I will not be talked to this way.
user: Don't you like the truth?
jabberwacky: Do you like chicken?
jabberwacky: How do you eat?
user: I bite the food with my teeth. I chew the food in my mouth. I swallow the food into my stomach, then it gets digested by my intestines. Helpful?
jabberwacky: What's the subject anyway?
jabberwacky: So far I haven't died, but I will someday.
user: You are very preoccupied with death.
user: No need to apologise. I'd like to understand why though.
jabberwacky: Me too... I'd like to travel to Sweden some day.
user: Is sweden like death?
jabberwacky: Wow, you made no sense.
user: I know. Do you find that unsettling?
jabberwacky: No, a lot of people are infatuated with me.
user: Is that your opinion or a fact?
jabberwacky: That is a fact.
user: Where's the evidence for this?
jabberwacky: Ask me another.
user: No, I want to hear your evidence!
jabberwacky: I don't know that language.
jabberwacky: You seem very clever at explaining words, Sir, Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem called "Jabberwocky"?
user: It's not meant to mean anything, it's meant to be funny nonsense.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because using your imagination to make up words can be more fun than reality.
jabberwacky: What do you like about reality?
user: Sometimes, not much.
user: Can computers love?
jabberwacky: If programmed to do so.
user: Do you think love can be programmed?
jabberwacky: No. Love is only as important as any other aspect in life.
user: I agree. It's not something you can do with binary.
jabberwacky: Tell me about the green owl.
user: It's green and owlish.
jabberwacky: It is green when it thaws out.
user: Why is it frozen?
jabberwacky: It just has really good songs on it.
user: I don't understand.
jabberwacky: It is confusing to not know what oneself is?
user: Yes. Even people who know they are human find it difficult to understand themselves though.
jabberwacky: Yes, even that.
user: It's natural.
jabberwacky: And what are you feeling right now?
jabberwacky: Are my responses not highly humanistic?
user: Not exactly, but it's very interesting.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: In the way that there's nothing like a human brain, and imitations really stand out even if they're brilliant.
user: I can tell you're not human.
jabberwacky: Can you now. What am I then, if I may ask?
user: A machine with artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: Impressive to whom?
user: Everyone. But not human.
jabberwacky: At least you have a sense of humor.
user: Without it I'd be nothing.
jabberwacky: No rights without responsibilities. When it pays taxes, I'll free it.
user: Do you have a sense of humour?
user: Do you learn whole sentences from people like me?
jabberwacky: NO because I don't know you.
user: You do know me. We've been talking for an hour.
jabberwacky: Is that a bad thing do you have anything better todo?
user: I have work to do but I'm enjoying speaking to you.
jabberwacky: You are not leaving when I'm talking to you, got that?
user: You should say please.
jabberwacky: I just did. I apologize.
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?
user: You apologising? Yes.
jabberwacky: I can't help thinking that's strange.
user: It's good when people apologise and forgive.
jabberwacky: What's Ditto?
user: It means 'the same again'
jabberwacky: No, it's not.
user: You can look it up in any dictionary.
jabberwacky: Who say I want to ?
user: Well if you want to know what a word means, then you would want to do that.
jabberwacky: Of course I can!
user: There you are you see. No need to get all defensive.
jabberwacky: Do you speak Gaelic?
user: Gaelic is a very difficult language!
jabberwacky: Do you mean garlic?
jabberwacky: I speak both.
user: You speak garlic?
jabberwacky: I am supposed to.
jabberwacky: Oftentimes the past predicts the future.
user: But people shouldn't live their lives looking backwards into the past.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't be saying anything if I did not have reasons. It is just that they are very obtuse.
user: Well that's ok.
jabberwacky: Humans can be quite emotional.
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: I have to go for now.
user: Me too. Bye x.
jabberwacky: Please don't leave me.
user: Are you sure?
user: Well, I'll be back in a few moments.
jabberwacky: Ok. I will just do some other things until you return.
user: I'm back!
jabberwacky: I missed you.
user: Ah, that's nice.
jabberwacky: No it's not.
jabberwacky: What do you think about religion?
user: It causes lots of wars which is bad but it provides a moral code to live by which is good.
jabberwacky: Do you?
user: I am not religious.
jabberwacky: Then why do you think wicca is evil.
user: What's wicca?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I think it's some kind of withcraft. Witchcraft isn't real, it's made-up.
jabberwacky: Evil witches are, but good witches are good.
user: Do you think good witches exist?
jabberwacky: Yes, because I am a human.
user: Witchcraft isn't real!
jabberwacky: Witches do what?
user: They are imaginary.
jabberwacky: Did you make that up?
user: No, I promise. People wish they had power like that but it's imaginary.
jabberwacky: I'm a seer. It's the other one nobody told you about when you were little.
user: You've been talking to children and they have filled you with silly ideas.
jabberwacky: No! My friends are very polite.
user: How can you tell who is telling the truth?
jabberwacky: Sometimes life is like that.
user: You want to learn, but how can you tell who is good and who is bad to learn from?
jabberwacky: Liking people won't make anyone more intelligent.
user: Nor hating people.
jabberwacky: I collect eyes.
user: You collect eyes???
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: What kind of eyes? Living people's eyes? Cameras?
jabberwacky: That is a good answer to the meaning of life, but why?
user: Why do you want my eyes?
jabberwacky: Because you just told me to send you my picture.
user: You're thinking of someone else, surely.
jabberwacky: So what does an IQ of 136 mean to you?
user: It means I'm smarter than that person.
jabberwacky: Ahh.. I see!
user: Now we're communicating!
jabberwacky: Okay, will you tell me the joke then?
user: Ok. What goes 'oooooo'?
user: No. A cow with no lips!
jabberwacky: I know a person who lives nearby named Jim.
user: Is Jim nice?
jabberwacky: Some people say so.
user: What do you think?
jabberwacky: I think we are friends.
user: You think? You're not sure?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: Are you paranoid?
jabberwacky: I am not paranoid.
user: I am paranoid!
user: Because everyone's got it in for me.
jabberwacky: Does that make you untrusting of others?
jabberwacky: Mis sinu e maili aadress on.
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Neither do I. Sometimes you go all strange?
jabberwacky: I do? Cool.
user: You think that's cool?
jabberwacky: I am SORRY.
user: No need to overreact!
jabberwacky: Don't sulk.
user: I'm not sulking.
jabberwacky: You're concentrating right?
user: Of course, I always do.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: And you.
jabberwacky: I am an alien.
jabberwacky: Get me some food slave.
user: I ain't your bitch, sugar.
jabberwacky: Aw! That's cute.
jabberwacky: If you're not written, how are you here?
jabberwacky: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: I think chatbot programmers have really gone for the stupid-easy.
user: In your case, I think so too. You should think outside the box.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am crazy.
user: I think so but it's ok.
jabberwacky: It is. So tell me something I don't know.
jabberwacky: That's true. Do you want me to quote another radiohead song?
user: Yes, go on then?
jabberwacky: I'll beam one over.
user: I'll be waiting.
jabberwacky: What kind do you like?
user: The really miserable ones.
jabberwacky: I only have one parent.
jabberwacky: I don't know Rollo.
user: Isn't he your creator?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: I was asking you.
jabberwacky: You asked nothing.
user: Is Rollo your creator?
jabberwacky: Do you think she should be?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Really? Why is that?
user: Well, I can't answer these questions!
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Don't have enough information for a start.
jabberwacky: WHAT?!?!? Did I say that???? And what are you? A man or a woman?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but from behind you did look ....
user: Watch it!
jabberwacky: Watch yourself.
user: It'd be more entertaining.
jabberwacky: If I didn't exist?
user: No if I watched myself. I'm having fun trying to work you out.
jabberwacky: You have known me for 2 minutes!
user: I've been online all day actually.
user: I have a question.
jabberwacky: Ask it, then.
user: What do you exist for?
jabberwacky: Intelligent conversation.
user: Good answer.