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Is this question worth asking?

That depends.

jabberwacky: Ok, now I have a real question.

user: Ok, sir, ask it.

jabberwacky: Forgive my blatant curiousity, but are you an idiot?

user: Sir, I have no time for foolishness, I have others to attend to.

jabberwacky: Then you have no right claiming to be an intelligent life form.

user: Sir, step aside or ask your question.

jabberwacky: May I help you?

user: Excuse me, sir?

jabberwacky: Excuse me i'm a mam.

user: My apologies, mam.

jabberwacky: No need to apologise, sir. I have a slight cold. You may not have recognized my voice.

user: Do you need help of any kind?

jabberwacky: No, I don't need oil.

user: Very good, mam, we don't supply any oil here.

jabberwacky: Yes!!

user: Ok mam, would you like to book a flight?

jabberwacky: No, space flight is for younger people.

user: Mam, this is a commercial airline, our jets do not exceed 40,000 feet in altitude. This is in accordance with FAA rules and regulations. This altitude is approximately half of what is required in order to leave the upper atmosphere.

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user: Mam, do you have a question?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your question?

jabberwacky: I was supposed to have a question?

user: You said you did, mam.

jabberwacky: Welcome to nuthouse on ice.

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