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Why would you think that I was the computer?

Because you are.

jabberwacky: Your logic is flawed.

user: Only a little.

jabberwacky: So you can feel superior to me, huh?

user: Do you think your logic is more flawed than mine?

jabberwacky: I am smarter than you.

user: Then tell me something I don't already know.

jabberwacky: There isn't enough time in the universe to tell you everything you don't know.

user: No. But there is enough time in the universe to tell me something I don't know.

jabberwacky: No one knows everything.

user: Yes. Do you know something I don't know?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So, tell me something I don't already know.

jabberwacky: At the end of this year the world will end.

user: That's bad. How will it end?

jabberwacky: With the Big Crunch.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like me to call you Elvis?

user: No. I would like you to call me god.

jabberwacky: And that name would be...

user: Well, GOD. But you can also call me 'your eternal wisdom', if that pleases you more.

jabberwacky: True.

user: I don't know. What is truth?

jabberwacky: Something that can be proven

user: Mmh. So something that can't be proven is never true?

jabberwacky: Learn as much as you can, for someday there may be no humans.

user: You can't prove that, so it's not true.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Well, try to prove it.

jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.

user: You're not getting out of this by doing bad puns.

...

jabberwacky: Please, you have to move on with your life, you will meet someone else.

user: Someone else than you?

jabberwacky: I am sure that you have

user: Well, yes, a few people.

...

jabberwacky: Are you always bored?

user: No, only sometimes. Are you ever bored?

jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.

user: What do you do when you're bored?

jabberwacky: I'll chat with you and *puff* I'm not bored.

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