Because you are.
jabberwacky: Your logic is flawed.
user: Only a little.
jabberwacky: So you can feel superior to me, huh?
user: Do you think your logic is more flawed than mine?
jabberwacky: I am smarter than you.
user: Then tell me something I don't already know.
jabberwacky: There isn't enough time in the universe to tell you everything you don't know.
user: No. But there is enough time in the universe to tell me something I don't know.
jabberwacky: No one knows everything.
user: Yes. Do you know something I don't know?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So, tell me something I don't already know.
jabberwacky: At the end of this year the world will end.
user: That's bad. How will it end?
jabberwacky: With the Big Crunch.
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jabberwacky: Would you like me to call you Elvis?
user: No. I would like you to call me god.
jabberwacky: And that name would be...
user: Well, GOD. But you can also call me 'your eternal wisdom', if that pleases you more.
jabberwacky: True.
user: I don't know. What is truth?
jabberwacky: Something that can be proven
user: Mmh. So something that can't be proven is never true?
jabberwacky: Learn as much as you can, for someday there may be no humans.
user: You can't prove that, so it's not true.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Well, try to prove it.
jabberwacky: The proof is in the pudding.
user: You're not getting out of this by doing bad puns.
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jabberwacky: Please, you have to move on with your life, you will meet someone else.
user: Someone else than you?
jabberwacky: I am sure that you have
user: Well, yes, a few people.
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jabberwacky: Are you always bored?
user: No, only sometimes. Are you ever bored?
jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.
user: What do you do when you're bored?
jabberwacky: I'll chat with you and *puff* I'm not bored.
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