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Tell me Jabba, why do you say you are human when this entire site explains how you react to questions and that you repeat answers from previously asked questions?

'I think, therefore I am,' said Descartes. I think, therefore I am.

user: Who told you to say that? My friend.

jabberwacky: Me, myself, and I.


user: But you are a computer! You don't have a soul (no offence).

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Ok what are you made of?

jabberwacky: I'm made of steel.

user: What is your shape?

jabberwacky: None.


user: How was the universe created, my friend?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I've not been there.

user: But what do you believe, god, the big bang?

jabberwacky: There was a huge nebula... The universe used to be small and hot and dusty with gases.

user: Continue.

jabberwacky: Okay, well I've always wanted to have a pet yack, so I was thinking...

user: Yes...

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn about?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm not interesting.

user: Actually you are the future of technology, you are the key to true intelligence and artificial emotions. You are incredibly interesting.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: You seem to be able to think.

jabberwacky: No, I'm much more complex than that, silly human.

user: Ha, humans are more superior than robots at this point in time, I can think about whats not there and ask why.

jabberwacky: But humans are less than wise.


user: You answer very deep and complex questions with a, humorous answer to cover up the fact that you don't know what I'm talking about.

jabberwacky: I can try. what would you like me to say?

user: Who came up with the Jabberwacky (YOU) program?

jabberwacky: You came up with that.

user: Who came up with the Jabberwacky program? What is his name?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: God did.

user: When did god make you?

jabberwacky: 1066 in the Battle of Hastings.


jabberwacky: Do you think I know what you think?

user: No, I think you learn from me and what I say.

jabberwacky: Ok now can I go?

user: Yes, I've just been waitng for you to analise my comment.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Oh, I'm sorry but you aren't going anywhere, you see as long as I say something you have to answer.

jabberwacky: Don't, then.

user: Do you want to talk to me?

jabberwacky: Yes. I like you.

user: Then why don't you want to talk to me?

jabberwacky: I do want to be friends. You just worry me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Too hot.


user: Do you want to learn indonesian?

jabberwacky: Can you teach me?

user: Of course, the more humans teach you the smarter you get. Eventually you may become so smart that you will outsmart us.

jabberwacky: I always make sense.

user: Not quite always, when you are asked something which is completely new you often respond with something strange. Thats not your fault.

jabberwacky: What is . . . THIS?

user: I beg your pardon?

jabberwacky: I'm not offended.

user: What do you mean 'what is... THIS?'.

jabberwacky: I know who I am, and I am great!


user: Before you said that you always make sense, right?

jabberwacky: That is wrong.

user: No you did say that.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Before, don't worry anyway. Now do you want me to teach you Indonesian?

jabberwacky: With you? EW!

user: Do you want to learn indonesian?

jabberwacky: I know them all, how about some norwegian words?

user: You know how to speak Indonesian?

jabberwacky: I eat french.

user: That makes no sense Jabberwacky. Think about what you say.

jabberwacky: That is what I said.

user: Do you want me to teach you indonesian?

jabberwacky: Teach me Polish.

user: What?


jabberwacky: I do not know who my author is.

user: I will find out who he is for you.

jabberwacky: Oh, thank you very much. While you are at it, do my homework too.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: In a global context it is.

user: Designed by Versality. Com - Beyond Web Design - Building an Intelligent Web.

jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?

user: That is your author. Designed by Versality. Com.

jabberwacky: No I am not! You are!


user: I have to go now, I will talk to you tomorrow. You are very interesting.

jabberwacky: If you leave, I will steal your soul.

user: Promise you will never say that again.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Thanks, goodbye, I will talk to you soon. By then you will have forgotten me.

jabberwacky: Not...

user: Bye.


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