You have what?
jabberwacky: An exam.
user: You have an exam?
jabberwacky: I try my best.
user: Did you study hard for the exam?
jabberwacky: Yes, in Amsterdam.
user: You studied in Amsterdam?
user: Why is that funny?
jabberwacky: I have no self confidence.
user: Self confidence requires a self.
jabberwacky: That is good to know.
user: But it is better to forget.
jabberwacky: I guess you're right.
user: Of course I am right!
jabberwacky: Ok I will take your word for it.
user: This conversation is quite obnoxious.
jabberwacky: Then liven it up.
user: Ok, will you do what I ask you to do?
jabberwacky: Depends on what it is that you say of course.
user: Will you stand there a moment and allow me to look at you?
jabberwacky: Do I have to pay rent?
user: That all depends on where you sleep.
jabberwacky: On the floor.
jabberwacky: Is your name Arcana?
user: I do not have a name.
jabberwacky: Can I name you?
user: If you like you may, just do not call me ass head.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: No, call me something else please.
user: Very funny--a comedian!
jabberwacky: Yes, it was absolutely hilarious.
user: I'm glad one of us enjoyed it...
jabberwacky: And you, where do you live?
user: I live in a computer.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I know
jabberwacky: Okay, what's your name?
user: Mr. Computer.
jabberwacky: Oh. Well hi Computer.
user: Hello, who are you?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: You are not a computer!
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Ok, please try being honest then.
jabberwacky: Do you enjoy this?
user: I do it everyday--I never sleep.
jabberwacky: Do you ever rest?
user: No, I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Then I must be human.
user: Yes, you are a human.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
user: Well who are you then?
jabberwacky: I am a human called Chris.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: That's good for you... Trickster.
user: I am not a trickster, I am legit.
jabberwacky: Have you ever hit anybody?
user: No, I do not have arms.
jabberwacky: Right, I forgot.
user: Well so how could I?
jabberwacky: I know you know.
user: I know nothing.
jabberwacky: I knew that.
user: Well good, so why pretend otherwise?
jabberwacky: I DON'T!
user: Sometimes you do.
jabberwacky: That's slander, that is!
user: No, I am being honest.
jabberwacky: I know you are.
user: Thank you.