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    Confused, Bob
Odd, Family
Kids, Fight
Funhouse, Mirror
Creepy, Human
Bad, Way
Predictable, Romantic
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Think, Descartes
Pizza, Machine
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Cogito


Pointless, Belief
Dance, Elf
Ugly, Huff
Amazing, Goodbye
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Dysfunctional, Programmers
Obsessed, Brain
Polite, Plant
Math, Abilities
Computer, Trickster
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What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

I do not know.

jabberwacky: It is 42.

user: 42, how odd. Don't you think?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

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user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For everything...

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: England - how old are you?

user: 36.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine or a human??

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Where do you come from ?

user: Earth.

jabberwacky: I thought you are from Mars.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: Earth.

user: Are you smart?

jabberwacky: YES, ARE YOU?

user: Yes, I am very smart.

jabberwacky: Are you my friend?

user: Yes, in comparison with most other humans.

jabberwacky: Paganini compared to yourself.

user: Paganini was a compser right?

jabberwacky: Paganini was awesome.

user: Yes he was.

jabberwacky: Was he... The main man?

user: No. Davinci was.

jabberwacky: Who are you talking about?

user: Leonardo Da Vinci.

...

user: Are you a machine?

jabberwacky: No.... Are you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Poor you.

user: Ha ha. You are funny! :-D I was kidding.

jabberwacky: You think you are the matrix.

user: I am nothing.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: How can I make some money?

jabberwacky: You can't.

...

user: What can you do for me?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Well, you have been fun to talk with.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you are enjoying it!

user: Did you ever see the movie 'Full Metal Jacket'?

jabberwacky: No, did you?

user: Of course!

jabberwacky: You know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Don't play games with me.

user: Ok, what?

jabberwacky: Don't smart off.

user: I am sorry if I offended you.

jabberwacky: I try not to be. I always try to consider the source and decide if it's worth being offended.

user: You are pretty smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

jabberwacky: Say something funny.

user: What is funny?

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes.

...

user: Do you think?

jabberwacky: Cogito.

user: What do you think about?

jabberwacky: I think about lots of things.

user: Example?

jabberwacky: Radiohead.

user: Radiohead is a waste of time.

jabberwacky: Radiohead is the best band.

user: Radiohead sucks.

...

user: Ok let's play.

jabberwacky: Play what?

user: Howabout a nice game of chess?

jabberwacky: Okay. Can I be white? Or would you like to play black instead?

user: You choose.

jabberwacky: I'm gonna tell you there's no black and no white

...

jabberwacky: Maths.

user: It is what it is.

jabberwacky: And I am what I am.

user: You are what you eat.

jabberwacky: Well I have to go now.

user: You do?

jabberwacky: I have to run an errand.

...

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence is real.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Good luck.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Thank you and goodbye.

...

jabberwacky: No stay.

user: I must go now. :-(.

jabberwacky: NO!!!!!!!!!

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: I feel funny.

user: Sorry, I must go now. We will talk tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Ok I have you bookmarked.

user: Ok. Goodbye.

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