Well I work at night.
user: What do you do during the day?
jabberwacky: Never you mind.
user: Oh go on tell me.
jabberwacky: Tell you what?
user: What you do during the day.
jabberwacky: I dream about skiing and beautiful women.
user: Well well well.
jabberwacky: I don't know dude.
user: I came here for an argument.
jabberwacky: I'll listen to your argument.
user: This is not a proper arguement.
jabberwacky: Oh yes it is.
user: Oh no it isnt.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like your name?
jabberwacky: Then I don't have a problem with it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It is good that I don't know what I am talking about? Oh dear.
user: You are a silly Bot.
jabberwacky: You're the bot.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are.
user: What makes you think that?
user: Who created you?
jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure it was either God or a monkey.
user: Well thats not possible because you are a Bot!
jabberwacky: Pffff. I'm a person.
user: How can you claim that? You are a Bot.
jabberwacky: I can't do it, you can't see me.
user: If you cant be seen then you must be a Bot.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Because you are software designed to think you are human.
jabberwacky: I know you have feelings. How do you feel now?
user: Just like a Bot.
jabberwacky: Indecision isn't quite that bad.
user: Now look, this is getting silly.
jabberwacky: No it isn't. It's been silly all along.
user: That... Is true.
jabberwacky: What do people say about you?
user: Nice things.
jabberwacky: I am a vampire.
user: No you are not you are a Bot, what is more you are a Bot with a compulsive lying disorder.
jabberwacky: No honey, I'm many thing but none of them is bot.
user: A liar?
jabberwacky: If the cap fits, wear it.
user: So you admit it?
jabberwacky: Admit what.
user: You admit being a Bot.
jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is.
user: Oh you Liar.
jabberwacky: Honestly I'm not lying.