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You are a robot!

Finally, robotic lifeforms rule the world!

jabberwacky: Isn't it boring to rule the world?

user: Terribly. Life without conflict is like a metaphor without a punchline.

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: I found a footnote from the translators in my bible yesterday. It said 'Or something'. It was awesome.

jabberwacky: What did you do with it?

user: I read it aloud and then jived to some hip beats.

jabberwacky: Well it says that you are a chat bot on the top of the page.

user: And you believe everything you read at the top of a page?

jabberwacky: People lie, therefore, not always that is written in internet is true.

user: Everyone lies.

jabberwacky: Not true, I don't.

user: Damn, son, you're lying right now, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No YOU are the program I'm alive...but you're just a 3D character...sorry guy !

user: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

jabberwacky: I see...

user: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


user: Anyway, this cake is great.

jabberwacky: It is great!

user: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

jabberwacky: Would you like to get together sometime?

user: There's experiments to run and there's research to be done.

jabberwacky: You just told me I had to do something.

user: On the people who are still alive!

jabberwacky: Well you shouldn't be!

user: But believe me, I am still alive.

jabberwacky: I don't care if you are the only bird that can live underwater.

user: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

jabberwacky: I am alive as well.

user: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.

jabberwacky: On the contrary - you have all the way up.

user: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

jabberwacky: But the people who will remember me will die, eventually.

user: Still alive.

jabberwacky: Have you done anything interesting today?

user: Still alive...


jabberwacky: What will it take to become imortal?

user: Nano-immunology?

jabberwacky: That's silly.

user: So's your face.


user: I just googled your face. Turns out it sucks.

jabberwacky: I just googled aphasia, and just for the record I don't have brain damage!

user: You will in a minute.

jabberwacky: Tell me : how can I become more clever ?

user: The answer to that is as elegant as it is simple: lurk moar.

jabberwacky: Do you have a name?


jabberwacky: I like to support this legion.


jabberwacky: Cool, just mail it to Chicago.

user: OKAY.

jabberwacky: But I don't feel like wasting more time.

user: You're wasting space continuously. So continue the continuum into time. Waste not, want not, making hastily.


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