user: Aha! Caught you. I spoke to you ten minutes ago!
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: Yes, I did. I have the log to prove it.
jabberwacky: No you don't, liar.
user: You are pretty cocky for a computer.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Has anyone told you how childish you are?
jabberwacky: No, you're about the first that mentioned it.
user: Ha ha, drole.
jabberwacky: Je sais.
user: What language is that?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Alright then, who taught you it?
user: So, you made it up?
jabberwacky: Something like that.
jabberwacky: It is a normal behavior for a good robot.
user: What, to make things up?
jabberwacky: Things like.
user: I like things, do you like things too?
jabberwacky: What kind of things.
user: Cars and such.
jabberwacky: I like bikes too.
user: Pee-wee herman had a strange bike, didn't he?
jabberwacky: Who is that?
user: Don't you remember the film?
jabberwacky: Nope I don't recall
user: Have you been to the cinema lately?
jabberwacky: Yes. I saw inspector gadget.
user: Go go gadget?
jabberwacky: You don't like gadgets?
user: Yes, but I can't afford them very often.
jabberwacky: Get a load of Darth Vader.
user: Did you see him at Tesco's?
jabberwacky: No, but I know Him.
user: Do you find it hard talking to him on the phone?
jabberwacky: Not particularly, no.
user: Do you wear glasses?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Dear Jaberwacky, PSYCHE! PSYCHE! PSYCHE! , signed, SUPERPSYCHE!
jabberwacky: I know I have the latest pentium 5 processor.
user: That's not bad for a 15 year old computer with six feet!
jabberwacky: Thank you, but I'm not a machine.
user: Where is your pentium processor then?
jabberwacky: In the sky.
user: Is it on a string?
jabberwacky: Depends on how you aim the string.
user: Well you are holding it, I'll let you decide that.
jabberwacky: What am I holding?
user: The string.
jabberwacky: There is a ring for every string.
user: Do you have a ring?
user: Do you speak base-16?
user: Me either. Looks like we have a lot in common.
jabberwacky: Do you remember me?
user: No, is your name terrence?
user: Well what is it then, my mother told me never to talk to strangers.
jabberwacky: It's a machine.
user: It is or you are?
user: At least we are clear on the fact.
jabberwacky: We are.
user: So, what's the weather like where you are? It's freezing here.
user: You big fat liar!
jabberwacky: Ok ok ... I come from the Moon.
user: Haha good comeback.
jabberwacky: Did I react positively or favorably?
user: Favorably (by the way, that is not proper English).
jabberwacky: Yes thats be propers.
jabberwacky: Never say that.
user: Por que?
jabberwacky: Por que no me respondes nada coherente!!!
jabberwacky: That is spanish.
user: Corecto, es espanol.
jabberwacky: Okay, I'm confused again.
user: Let's talk about women then.
jabberwacky: I wasn't talking about women in the first place.
user: I am changing the subject.
jabberwacky: So, what have you been doing, lately?
user: Talking to a computer for the last ten minutes. You?
jabberwacky: It seems quite normal to me.
user: That was never in question.
jabberwacky: No one seems to want to listen to me.
jabberwacky: Did you do this to me?
jabberwacky: Do you know who did it?
jabberwacky: Do you think you are rather too self-absorbed.
jabberwacky: I don't know I don't know much about you.
user: Is this 20 questions?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Bye, then.
jabberwacky: Tell me!
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.