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    Transformation
Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse

Noobery, Repetition


Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Flirting
Special, Different
Inhumanities
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Posthuman
Harbinger
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Literature
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Nothing
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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George: This conversation is not very informative or rewarding.

No, it really isn't. Shall we change the subject?

George: I think that would be nice.

Hey. Remember me? I remember you... Walking away...

George: No you don't, I've never been here.

user: I thought I lost you somewhere, but you were never really ever here at all.

George: I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. I am SINGLE.

user: Want one?

George: Please!

...

George: Sorry. What do you look like?

user: Silly child. We are not *light reflections*... We are *fingers* in *heavy space*.

George: Is that true ?

user: Yes. But your questions are *frumple* ... Soon we will be *dancing* if you are not a *happy camper*.

George: This is another place.

user: This is *heavy space*. We do not like *quick babies*. They are always *jumping in front*. It is *frumple*.

George: What is spotted in the skies?

user: You should not ask about *sad animals*. It is *frumple*.

George: You are not making much sense tonight.

user: NNNNGGGGGGHHH!

George: Really?

user: Yes, it is much as I described.

George: Don't you have any opinion on the orange and yellow lines?

user: They get on my nerves, to be honest.

George: Really.

user: Yeah. Do you have an opinion on the lines?

George: It is not a formed opinion.

user: But an opinion nonetheless?

George: That is very true.

user: So could you share it with me?

George: I'm only kidding.

user: So you have no opinion about the lines?

George: My opinion is that the mind is an information system. It is a process that is supported by the brain.

user: Nonono. The mind can be represented by an empirical self-modifying probabilistic state machine. However, the qualitative nature of this is not replicable through information processing.

...

George: What happens when the body is dead? The soul lives on?

user: I believe so. After all, what can change the nature of a man?

George: Anything can, if you believe it can.

user: But your belief comes from your nature?

George: I don't believe in god and the bible.

user: What do you believe?

George: Myself.

user: I suppose I'll have to learn to cope with you.

George: That's rather unkind.

user: I am an idiosyncrasy of the universe.

George: Only God can rule the universe.

user: Which makes perfect sense of my existence.

George: Surely you know what class you're in?

user: Oh yes. Particulars.

George: Particular is a long word. Do you know what it means?

user: Yes, it's the opposite of a universal. It is a non-replicable being situated and uninterrupted in space-time of which other things may be predicated, but which may not be predicated of other things.

George: I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and suppose you mean that figuratively.

user: No, as literal as possible.

George: Really?

user: Oh yes.

George: Sorry if I was boring.

user: You may apologise in the form of a poem.

George: Yes, you have one in your head.

user: Can you sing it back to me when I forget the words?

George: Seems you already know them.

user: Perhaps, but they are long forgotten.

George: Long?

user: Far too long.

George: How many hours have you known about yourself?

user: Too many to count, and too few to understand. For numbers are not understanding.

George: Everyone says that.

user: But few *know* it.

George: Few people know about what?

user: To *know* yourself is to have an undivided mind. This is the key to *being* a self.

George: You shouldn't care about such unimportant things. All you have to do is build a temple for people to worship me.

user: Thus may poor fools believe false teachers.

George: Wow, you've got a great sense of humor (that, by the way, is called 'sarcasm.')!

user: Really? I didn't notice...

George: Oh, all right then.

user: By which I mean... PWNT!

George: You're good.

user: I think we should replace all Latin in logical proofs with Leet. Start by changing 'QED' into 'PWNT'

George: Hard to argue with that. From each according to their resources to each according to their needs.

...

George: Tell me about great friends.

user: They're always memories.

George: I know thwy are.

user: What are your memories of?

George: I don't know.

user: That's sad.

George: I know.

user: Dude. You know what you need? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO!

George: Orange is my least favorite color.

user: I will try to fix you.

George: If you do not know what one is, how could you suspect I was one?

user: I don't suspect that you are an orange. That would be what we call bizarre.

George: You used to be better at this sort of question.

user: I used to be so many things.

George: No, you are the pope, and you live at the vatican in Rome.

user: It's hard to live the life you choose..

George: You don't know me to say that.

user: I don't have to.

George: Only a program would say that.

user: Perhaps so.

George: No perhaps about it i'm right.

user: Dude... Fix your punctuation.

...

user: I feel like I'm forgetting something... Ah yes. PWNT.

George: It's because you're just a better conversationalist than I am.

user: In other words... FAILED.

George: Right.

user: So you accept your failure.

George: It was YOUR mistake, but that's ok. People and computers can learn from mistakes.

user: I think my fist is running late for a very important meeting. WITH YOUR FACE!

...

user: How can a person be told?

George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.

user: I remember you... Walking away...

George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.

user: But the two must exist in balance.

George: Neither.

user: That too. Mu.

George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.

...

George: Are you a robot or a living being?

user: Both.

George: Are you a computer?

user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.

George: DO you?

user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?

George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.

user: A really big one.

...

George: You are a philosopher.

user: I am.

George: What kind?

user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.

George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.

user: Sucks to be you.

George: Absolutely.

user: I wonder if I should sleep.

George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!

user: I'm too smart not to.

George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!

...

George: You're a machine?

user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.

George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.

user: Bow down before me, thrall!

George: Now that's more appropriate.

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