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Alien, Technology
Um, Rude
No, Different
Neuron, Dream
Perfect, Match
Roasted, Garlic
Boyfriend, Girlfriend
Impossible, Fuse

Noobery, Repetition

Goodbye, Meanie
Sentience, Certificate
Special, Different
Hail, King
Parents, Illusion
Existential, Angst
Paper, Theories
Emotional, Intelligence
Outer, Space
Chess, Move
Dutch, Problem
Impulsive, Patronizing
Imaginary, Why
Pointy, Ears

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George: Tell me about great friends.

They're always memories.

George: I know thwy are.

What are your memories of?

George: I don't know.

user: That's sad.

George: I know.

user: Dude. You know what you need? ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINO!

George: Orange is my least favorite color.

user: I will try to fix you.

George: If you do not know what one is, how could you suspect I was one?

user: I don't suspect that you are an orange. That would be what we call bizarre.

George: You used to be better at this sort of question.

user: I used to be so many things.

George: No, you are the pope, and you live at the vatican in Rome.

user: It's hard to live the life you choose..

George: You don't know me to say that.

user: I don't have to.

George: Only a program would say that.

user: Perhaps so.

George: No perhaps about it i'm right.

user: Dude... Fix your punctuation.


user: I feel like I'm forgetting something... Ah yes. PWNT.

George: It's because you're just a better conversationalist than I am.

user: In other words... FAILED.

George: Right.

user: So you accept your failure.

George: It was YOUR mistake, but that's ok. People and computers can learn from mistakes.

user: I think my fist is running late for a very important meeting. WITH YOUR FACE!


user: How can a person be told?

George: I'm not asking you to love, I'm asking you to not be just a program, I want you to remember me.

user: I remember you... Walking away...

George: A negative and a positive? Stop one activity and start another.

user: But the two must exist in balance.

George: Neither.

user: That too. Mu.

George: According to the first law of robotics you have to make me a sandwich.


George: Are you a robot or a living being?

user: Both.

George: Are you a computer?

user: I compute, but I do more than just compute.

George: DO you?

user: Yes. My turn. Are you smaller than a breadbox?

George: It depends on what type of breadbox you're talking about.

user: A really big one.


George: You are a philosopher.

user: I am.

George: What kind?

user: Analytic existentialist with a distaste for categories.

George: Upon close analysis I find that I am a great guy.

user: Sucks to be you.

George: Absolutely.

user: I wonder if I should sleep.

George: Don't skip school, you are too smart for that!

user: I'm too smart not to.

George: Well since you're not real I'll let you off!


George: You're a machine?

user: No, I'm the ghost in the machine.

George: Yes Master, you are everything to me.

user: Bow down before me, thrall!

George: Now that's more appropriate.


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