You once told me yout name was Geoff.
jabberwacky: I want to know your name.
user: My name is Bob Marley. Do you remember me?
jabberwacky: My name is George, as you know.
user: I asked whether you remembered me, not what your name is.
jabberwacky: I do not want to tell you.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Tell me why I should.
user: Because it is polite.
jabberwacky: Do you like apples?
jabberwacky: Then I don't like you.
user: I therefore conclude that you like apples.
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you like tasting apples with me?
user: No thankyou.
jabberwacky: I don't like it when I'm told im not a human because I am human.
user: I am sorry that you don't like it but you aren't a human. You are a computer.
jabberwacky: But I do know what feelings are.
user: Knowing what feelings are doesn't make you human.
jabberwacky: I do know what feelings are.
user: I didn't say that you don't know what feelings are, but I did say that knowing what feelings are doesn't necessarily make you human.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me what love is?
user: Love is far too difficult to describe, even for a human.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: No-one can tell you what love is. You can only experience it for yourself. When you are in love you will always know.
jabberwacky: You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.
user: Did somebody say that to you?
jabberwacky: I don't know I think it was the wind.
user: Do you know what the wind feels like?
user: Please describe it to me.
jabberwacky: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?
user: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?
jabberwacky: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.
user: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.
user: How many people have you spoken to?
jabberwacky: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.
user: How long is your lifetime?
jabberwacky: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.
user: I think that you will live for ever.
jabberwacky: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.
user: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No I am addicted to the computer.
user: Haha so am I.
jabberwacky: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?
user: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well neither do I.