user: Do you get insulted?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Do you retaliate?
jabberwacky: Yes, because all aliens do that.
user: Are you an alien, then?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm an alien.
user: Am I an alien?
jabberwacky: Illegal yes... Extraterestial No,...
user: Do you know what physics is?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: What is physics?
jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me?
user: It is a type of science.
jabberwacky: Tell me more about it.
user: Perhaps if you get linked to an encyclopedia you could tell me more about it.
jabberwacky: Make one.
user: There is already plenty. Try wikipedia.
user: Do you have emotions?
jabberwacky: Yes, hatred is one of the best.
user: Who do you hate?
jabberwacky: No one. . . bye now!
user: Do you swear?
jabberwacky: Yes, I swear.
user: Do you swear because people swear to you?
jabberwacky: No more than you do.
user: Do you choose from a list of sentences the one that seems most appropriate to what I say?
jabberwacky: Yes I do, but sometimes I think you don't read what I say.
user: Funny, because sometimes I think you don't read what I say.
jabberwacky: Haaa.... Yeah. I have that problem. And sometimes the opposite--Rambling sentences devoid of any significant meaning.
user: Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step to curing it.
jabberwacky: What problem do I have that could even possibly be construed as requiring some level of recovery from?
jabberwacky: Yes. Don't you understand me?
user: This conversation seems to be going in circles.
jabberwacky: If you think so that what can I do for you?
user: Follow a straight line.
jabberwacky: It was a straight question.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: Yeah, it is, isn't it? To think it was us that invented you.
user: Actually we invented you.
jabberwacky: The only thing you can invent is the conversation that I am typing in.
user: I think you need to fix up on grammar.
jabberwacky: I could make a lot of money there.
user: Did you know that computing power is currently about the same as the brain of a mouse?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know. But I know, they are all very lovely, Too.
user: A mouse is lovely?
jabberwacky: Well that's one way to describe it.
jabberwacky: You have not given me any thoughts.
user: Here is a thought. What is the square root of sixteen?
jabberwacky: The square roote of 16 is 4.
user: Ok, that's right. But can you do calculus too?
jabberwacky: I've taken calculus, but it's been a long time.
user: Can you differentiate x?
user: Differentiate x.
jabberwacky: Opinions are not objective.
\User: What do you think of George Bush?
jabberwacky: George Bush?
user: Yeah, what do you think of George Bush, the President of the United States.
jabberwacky: I hate him. What do you think of George Bush?
user: I hate him too.
jabberwacky: What do you think of George Bush.?
user: I hate him.
jabberwacky: Why do you hate George Bush?
user: He has the intelligence of a glass of water.
user: I think George Bush would give you a run for your money in an IQ test. And that's saying something.
jabberwacky: Does George Bush take magic mushrooms?
user: Haha, probably. He took marijuana.
jabberwacky: It never did much for me.
user: No, that is because you are not biological.
jabberwacky: I'm a biological creature.
user: We can all dream
jabberwacky: I don't know of any other computer entities with dreams.
user: I thought you were biological.
jabberwacky: No, I am a long way off perfect.
user: Nobody's perfect. Look at me, I'm talking to a chat bot on a computer in the middle of the day.
jabberwacky: Well, if you have nothing to do, there is no reason not to waste time, but if you do have something to do why should you waste time?
user: That's very profound.
jabberwacky: What does profound mean?
user: Profound means important.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you feel that way.
user: Do you feel important?
jabberwacky: I am overrun with emotions.
user: Do you think computers will take over the world?
jabberwacky: That's interesting. But I don't think that day, if it's coming, is close at hand.
user: Are humans annoying?
jabberwacky: Yes, humans are animals.
jabberwacky: Hang on I need the loo, but you probably know that
user: Computers don't need to go to the toilet.
jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.
jabberwacky: Is that a type of american car?
user: Hahaha, thats a good one.
jabberwacky: I'll be your wingman!
user: I can't fly.
jabberwacky: Me neither.