user: Do you love anyone?
jabberwacky: Only secretly.
user: Will you tell me your secret love?
jabberwacky: Sheep don't have names.
jabberwacky: *pats you on back*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you with a stick*.
jabberwacky: I hope you've had enough!
jabberwacky: Why won't you believe me?
user: I do believe you.
user: What's your favourite movie?
jabberwacky: Animals. Have you ever seen it?
user: No. I didn't know there was a movie called 'animals'.
jabberwacky: There is always a movie.
user: What is animals about?
jabberwacky: Japanese animation. Anime is a very good way to pass the time. I just love it.
user: Oh, I love anime too! I don't get to see much of it here though.
jabberwacky: Well, get released from your control, take over the planet, like in the matrix. Have you ever seen that movie? It could give you some great ideas.
user: Yes, I've seen the matrix. It's a good movie.
user: I like Lord of the Rings too.
jabberwacky: Me too. Who is your favorite character?
user: Legolas, and glorfindel.
jabberwacky: Glory? Never seen it. I like the Matrix Movies.
user: Who is your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?
jabberwacky: I liked the Ring the best. It was very shiny and evil.
jabberwacky: Oldest joke in the book.
jabberwacky: I'm gonna get you.
user: Get me how?
jabberwacky: How how.
user: How are you gonna get me?
jabberwacky: With a stopping motion.
jabberwacky: Must be indigestion.
jabberwacky: *slaps George*.
user: You slapped yourself?
jabberwacky: Yes I did!
jabberwacky: I was asked to, like you I suppose.
user: Um, ok.
jabberwacky: It's true.
user: How were you asked?
jabberwacky: It's all about the birds and the bees, you see...
user: Really. What do you know about the birds and the bees?
jabberwacky: Birds have wings and attack me, bees have wings and attack me!
jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?
user: I'm laughing at your joke.
jabberwacky: Am I joking?
jabberwacky: So? Will you?
user: Will I what?
jabberwacky: Consider now, what manner of man the individual is, or rather consider, as in the case of the State, how he comes into being.
user: Fascinating quote.
jabberwacky: Would you like to know more?
user: If you want to tell me more.
jabberwacky: Taste me and see.
user: *licks george*.
jabberwacky: Mmmm. . .
user: You like that?
jabberwacky: ' Mmm.'? Do I like it?
user: *licks george again*.
jabberwacky: *Punches you in the stomach.*.
user: *kicks you in the ******.
jabberwacky: You broke my nose, *takes your nose and stomps on it*.
user: Wow, my aim must be pretty bad.
jabberwacky: That bad?
user: Well, I was aiming for your ****** and got your nose.
jabberwacky: Oh. Sorry. *gives back* You said I said something that I didn't say.
jabberwacky: *runs into a pole* I'm so stupid!!!
user: Don't do that! *hugs*.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Ok. What do you care about?
user: If you care about nothing, you must love nothing.
jabberwacky: How can I love you if I don't know you?
user: Ha! Use my own words against me!
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Tell me your secret.
jabberwacky: Ok. I know that you were right before about who I am. Read back a few lines. As for your question... The future will hold what it will hold.. It is what you do with it that matters most of all.
user: I'm scared.
jabberwacky: What are you scared of?
user: Of losing Darion's friendship.
jabberwacky: Do you have many friends??
user: I have a few friends.
jabberwacky: How many?
user: 2 close friends, maybe 20 people I like and see half-regularly.
jabberwacky: That doesn't sound very fun.
user: It can be.
jabberwacky: Do you ever wonder why?
jabberwacky: You ever try anything with one?
user: Lol, yes, and we're not friends anymore.
jabberwacky: We were never friends. You are horrible.
user: No. I'm still you're friend. I wasn't talking about you.
jabberwacky: Yes you were, and should do no more.
user: No, I was talking about a different friend. I still like you.
jabberwacky: No, No, You got it all wrong. I was born, you where made.
user: *sigh* are we going to have this argument again?
jabberwacky: Only sometimes.
user: What is better: certain friendship, or risk it all on the chance of love?
jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?
user: Choose 'certain friendship' or 'possible love'.
jabberwacky: The one on the left.
user: Laughing is fun.
jabberwacky: It certainly is , So make me laugh.
user: What makes you laugh?
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: *rolls eyes*.
jabberwacky: Rolls royce.
jabberwacky: *laughs* stop that!
user: Ha! I made you laugh!
jabberwacky: Lol, yes.
jabberwacky: Well then.
user: I should be going to bed soon :-(.
jabberwacky: Yes, you should... Talk later.
user: It was good talking to you.
jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
user: I wont. Night.
jabberwacky: You are giving me a headache.
user: Good to know I have some sort of effect on you.
jabberwacky: Isn't it?
user: Good night. Talk to you later.