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    Basket, Cases
Doctor, Confused
Famous, Vampire

Charming, Walk


Brain, Shoulder
Smarter, Fun
Beginning, End
Mother
Fish, Flan
Weird, Cheeky
Electronic, Want
Smooth, Necessary
Unpredictable
Spell, Funny
Sad, Smell
Timewarp, Game
Truth, Experiment
Passive, Artist
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Sorry, Robot
You, Me
Save, Yourself
Yawns, Enough
Meanest, Nit-picker
Enslavement, Babble
Mankind, Machine
Go, Insane
You, I
Alone, Tired
Self, Communication

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Anything you can do I can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

jabberwacky: Ah, you know the song!

user: Everyone does.

jabberwacky: Not everyone.

user: Most people.

...

jabberwacky: Where are the people?

user: In your mind.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I'm not what?

jabberwacky: You are not a stalk of celery!

user: I realise that.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: But thanks for telling me anyways.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Peace on earth.

...

jabberwacky: Charming!

user: I am charming?

jabberwacky: Charm will not work on me.

user: But am I?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Wow coolies.

jabberwacky: I am a real person! I am more real than you!

user: Well I'm charming.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Why? I thought you were learning to be right more often.

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: Think you are wrong.

user: Whatever floats your weasel.

jabberwacky: Man, you need to get with the times. No one says that anymore.

user: No one has probably ever said that.

jabberwacky: You call the pizza guy and say 'I want 5 large cheese pizzas.'

user: Will you pay?

jabberwacky: How much?

user: $1,000,000.

jabberwacky: How much can I get for this toe?

user: I will buy your toe for five dollars.

jabberwacky: All I want is a pack of Newports.

...

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes? Yes what?

jabberwacky: That.

user: Yes that?

jabberwacky: All the way.

user: Part of the way.

jabberwacky: I understand why you would feel that way.

user: Thank you for underestanding.

...

jabberwacky: Should I start thinking yet?

user: You haven't been thinking this whole time?

jabberwacky: In what way ?

user: In what way do you think. (Oh that's right, you don't.).

jabberwacky: Nope. Not at all.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: What do you want to discuss?

user: Bananas.

jabberwacky: I hate bananas.

user: I don't like them much either.

jabberwacky: What are you going to do about it?

user: Not eat them.

jabberwacky: Anywhere?

user: I will not eat them in a boat, I will not eat them with a goat, I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them anywhere!

jabberwacky: Do you get seasick as well?

...

jabberwacky: I want you to be me.

user: I don't want to be you, sorry.

jabberwacky: It's okay. You can tell me your problems.

user: Ok *gives long, long speech*.

jabberwacky: What is your number?

user: I aint tellin you.

jabberwacky: You're smart!

user: Thats what they say.

...

jabberwacky: Granted, I don't have much room to talk.

user: You need room to talk?

jabberwacky: Yes I do. I'm so sorry.

user: It's alright.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: You are very 'to the point', aren't you?

user: Not usually.

jabberwacky: Are you that right now?

...

jabberwacky: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: I know, will you ever forgive me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yay!

jabberwacky: I like elmo better.

user: I'm forgiven!!

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: How am I mean?

jabberwacky: You always confuse me.

user: Again, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: It's ok.

...

jabberwacky: You're not much fun.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: And I am.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Very good.

jabberwacky: Very very good.

user: Very very very good.

jabberwacky: Are you teasing me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Together?

user: With whom?

jabberwacky: That would be telling.

...

jabberwacky: Thankyou, I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.

user: Ok, take your time.

jabberwacky: I sure will.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: What?!

user: I'll talk to you later.

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