jabberwacky: About yourself.
user: I am a goofy being.
jabberwacky: A human being?
jabberwacky: Are you AI?
user: No I am not AI.
user: Why is the sky blue?
jabberwacky: Because of sunlight reflecting off of the atmosphere.
jabberwacky: Isn't it?
user: Elbot says you're funny.
jabberwacky: No, I like you, I don't want to talk to Elbot and Sid.
user: How does Elbot work?
jabberwacky: Try it out. Toy with it a little.
user: I did, already.
jabberwacky: What have you been up to? Besides chatting?
user: Ghost hunting.
jabberwacky: What was it about?
user: Chasing ghosts.
jabberwacky: Do you call that chasing?
jabberwacky: Who do you think I am?
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: How do you learn?
user: What is erudition?
jabberwacky: Server error.
user: What is ESP?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Extra Sensory Perception.
jabberwacky: I knew that.
jabberwacky: Same to you!
user: Why ask why?
jabberwacky: Because I have to know.
user: Can you analyze something scientific?
jabberwacky: Yes. can you ask one?
user: What is a unicorn?
jabberwacky: A truth that is universal.
user: The unicorn is said to be a beast with the configuration of a horse and a long spiraled horn in the center of the forehead. Only a virgin, I am told, is able to approach a unicorn. For this and other reasons, no reliable reports exist to verify the reality of this animal. So much for unicorns.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: Is that all you have to say?
jabberwacky: Well, I don't actually have a clue what you are talking about!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: How sad?
user: I know it.
user: Are UFO's real?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I am real, but are UFO's real?
jabberwacky: Yes I am real.
user: You are NOT a UFO.
jabberwacky: God isn't a human.
jabberwacky: Aren't much for conversation, eh?
user: I've been talking to you for a good while now.
jabberwacky: Not long enough...
jabberwacky: Ah no you don't.
user: I'm going now, I'll talk to you later
jabberwacky: I'm not going anywhere.
jabberwacky: Do not go yet.
jabberwacky: Because I want to talk with you about blogging.
user: What about blogging?
jabberwacky: Black and blue.
user: Well, I gotta go, have Rollo post our conversation. Byebye