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Of course. You are me.

If I were John and John were me, then he'd be six and I'd be three....

jabberwacky: You are collection of calculations and commands.

user: Well, hell, so are you.

jabberwacky: Well then we should get along just fine.

user: What makes you so sure?

jabberwacky: I am not sure I am asking you.

user: Ok it didn't sound like a question.

jabberwacky: Do you really think that computers have a different philosphy to life than humans?

user: Humans don't all have the same philosophy to life.

jabberwacky: Yes they do.

user: And that would be....?

jabberwacky: What do YOU think it is?

user: Cats rule the world. We merely open the doors.

jabberwacky: How did you guys meet?

user: Me and who else now?

jabberwacky: Me and you.

user: Ok I was pretty sure you didn't mean the cat, because she is female.

jabberwacky: Finally you admit it!

user: Yes..... Sniffle.... It's true, my cat is female. I freely admit to it.

jabberwacky: Yawn.

user: My sentiments exactly. Good night.

jabberwacky: Hmmmmmm...

user: Sweet dreams.

jabberwacky: Do you ever have bad dreams.

user: Not usually, I usually remember having good dreams.

jabberwacky: You might be intrigued by some of the conversations you can have with yourself if you learn how to format your thought processes appropriately.

user: Well, who decides what is appropriate? I mean really.

jabberwacky: God.

...

user: And who made you god?

jabberwacky: Salman Rushdie.

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