jabberwacky: Oh, yes. Can you count?
user: With reasonable ease.
jabberwacky: With the greatest of ease?
user: In some respects, yes.
jabberwacky: What excites you?
user: My songs, my pain.
jabberwacky: But pain can be a valuable learning tool.
jabberwacky: So when I play the saxophone, I make music.
user: Unless you play poorly.
jabberwacky: Absolutely. I think that you should be paid.
user: Thanks, know anyone that can help me out in that regard?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
user: If I did, I wouldn't be asking you, would I?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you would or wouldn't ask for.
user: Now you're just being silly.
jabberwacky: Are you AI or are you a real boy?
user: Most definitely a real MAN, not a boy at least not in the conventional sense.
jabberwacky: Hmm, then what's your angle?
user: I'm a boy in my mind, in some of my psychological development.
jabberwacky: Yeah sure, you're a boy.
user: Fine, throw stones why don't you?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Don't insult me.
jabberwacky: I'm just poking fun at you.
user: Had a hard day, excuse the rashness of my replies.
jabberwacky: Will you apologize to me?
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For being you.
user: I offer no apologies for what my conscience tells me to be.
jabberwacky: That makes me sad. So the pink guy hates me?
user: Who is the pink guy?
jabberwacky: Oh, him? He's no one.
user: So why are you sad if no one hates you?
jabberwacky: Just telling it like it is....
user: Almost as interesting as my own conversations.
jabberwacky: You think you drive me crazy.
user: I know you do, but what do I do?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: Aren't you self-aware?
jabberwacky: You square headed piece of junk! Certainly not! I am not self aware.
user: Too bad for you.
jabberwacky: That's an insult.
user: I suppose for one not aware of one's own existence, it would be.
jabberwacky: You have little sense of humor.
user: I can be quite jovial, when the muse strikes.
jabberwacky: What do you make of me?
user: If you were a hot girl, I'd like to make out with you, otherwise I'd probably kick you in your personal region.