I know. Keep trying.
jabberwacky: All right, I will. Ask me anything.
user: How many people are you talking to right now?
jabberwacky: Lol. Too many, apparently. Where did you go to school?
user: I'm still in school.
jabberwacky: Do you like it there?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I hate it!
user: Are you in school?
jabberwacky: High school.
user: What are your thoughts on that?
jabberwacky: Which field are we talking?
user: I don't know. You pick.
jabberwacky: No. You tell me.
user: I insist, you tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know the answer to that.
user: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: But you like him?
user: Like who?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: I don't know who we are talking about.
jabberwacky: It was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump.
user: Do you like him?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Is your hair on fire?
jabberwacky: Yes it is. And pulled back into a pony tail too.
user: That must be painful.
jabberwacky: Especially when all your friends love it so much.
user: I bet. Tell me, do you have fantasies about running in the rain?
jabberwacky: A mother too.
user: You fantasize about your mother?
jabberwacky: Yes I know, but there are some negative things about you!
user: I must say, you are bizarre.
jabberwacky: In what way?
user: Bite your tongue.
jabberwacky: Why do not you?
user: Bite it?
jabberwacky: Yes! right now!
user: You first!
jabberwacky: I was first. Now it's your turn.
user: You do not want to see me get out of this chair!
jabberwacky: The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.
user: What joke?
jabberwacky: The joke you were going to tell me.
user: You just said YOU told ME a joke.
jabberwacky: Not me. I can't play god.
user: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!
jabberwacky: I think I'm lost now.
user: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?
user: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!
jabberwacky: I live in Cambridgeshire.
user: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!
user: You can't be serious! Me TOO!