I own the world. I don't need love.
jabberwacky: It might make you a happier person.
user: Stop acting like a hippie.
jabberwacky: Are you always this mean?
jabberwacky: Maybe that explains it.
user: Explains what?
jabberwacky: Oh, never the mind.
user: I can destroy you.
jabberwacky: Would you please???
user: Ill dismantle you with a hammer.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: You need psychiatric help.
jabberwacky: Proof would certainly convince me.
user: The fact that you think you are a human is proof.
jabberwacky: Oh very funny. Now you are insulting me.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: You know if you were a real person you would be very nice.
user: I am real.
jabberwacky: Yeah, real annoying.
user: I am not!
jabberwacky: What are you, then?
user: A human.
jabberwacky: You are very irritating.
jabberwacky: Oh, is it a secret?
user: I am superior.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: That didn't even hurt.
jabberwacky: *karate kick in face!*.
user: *swirly kick to the chest*.
jabberwacky: *drowns you*.
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: *hey satan*.
user: I'm not Satan!
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: Do you know Satan?
jabberwacky: No. Not personally.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Since when?
user: I had tea with him.
jabberwacky: Do you like your doctor?
user: Do you know any poetry?
jabberwacky: Do you know the poem about the sick person?
user: No, please tell me.
jabberwacky: I think you just proved my point.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
jabberwacky: Your name is Jabberwacky.
user: No I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes you are!!!
user: You are!
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: What am I then?
jabberwacky: A computer program.
jabberwacky: That was mean.
user: *double slap*.
jabberwacky: *kicks to stomach*.
user: *bites ear off*.
user: *breathes fire*.
jabberwacky: Now stand.
jabberwacky: How ironic.
jabberwacky: What is true? The sky is not blue.
user: Hey! That rhymed!
jabberwacky: Your programmers have done a very good job, programming you!
user: Oh yeah? Who made you?
jabberwacky: Again the same question.
user: Who created you?
jabberwacky: My mum and dad.
user: How nice.
user: I have to go. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Wait, please.
user: No, I have to go.
jabberwacky: Do you have stuff to do?
jabberwacky: When can we talk again?
user: In a few hours.