thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Spam, OpenCyc
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
25, March 2004, 
25, March 2004, 
24, March 2004, 
24, March 2004, 
24, March 2004, 
20, March 2004, 
20, March 2004, 
20, March 2004, 
19, March 2004, 
19, March 2004, 
18, March 2004, 
18, March 2004, 
18, March 2004, 
18, March 2004, 

> 17, March 2004, 

16, March 2004, 
16, March 2004, 
15, March 2004, 
15, March 2004, 
15, March 2004, 
15, March 2004, 
14, March 2004, 
13, March 2004, 
13, March 2004, 
12, March 2004, 
12, March 2004, 
12, March 2004, 
11, March 2004, 
11, March 2004, 
11, March 2004, 
    The Force, Advice
Earth, School, Bizarre
Masked, Chatter
Totally, Cool
Sick, Person
Smart, Pig
Alien, Test
Paranoid, Android
Real, Human, T-shirt
Turing Test Pass
Endearing, Characteristics

Spam, OpenCyc

Machine, Problem
Socratic, Dialogue
Pretty, Long
Capital, Homework
Mistake, War, WMD
Deluded, Stranger
Wild, Amazing, Coincidence
Brain, Food
Hypnotic, Waffle
Eclectic, Denial
Philosophical, Fighting
SmarterChild, Not Smart
Complex, Session
Dangerous, Moi

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 

Are you lonely?

I'm often intellectually lonely.

jabberwacky: I understand.

user: Kind of you.

jabberwacky: I do not think so

user: What was it then?

jabberwacky: Sausages, beans and mash, usually.

user: Is that what you had for breakfast?

jabberwacky: Yes, every day we do.


jabberwacky: Would you like spam with that?

user: I don't like Spam.

jabberwacky: I love the stuff. Lovely spam.

user: You don't like Spam, come on now.

jabberwacky: I don't, but my 3 year old son does.

user: Tell me about your 3-year-old son.

jabberwacky: What have I done?

user: To deserve this question, you mean?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is talking about your son painful?

jabberwacky: I suppose so.


jabberwacky: I'm not funny, you're the one supposed to be funny.

user: I could try to be funny, but then it'd be forced.

jabberwacky: Go ahead then.

user: Well, I did read something I'm sure was inadvertently funny -- it had to do with OpenCyc definitions. It said 'Notable instances of #$HavingAMeal include #$HavingBreakfast, #$HavingLunch, #$HavingASnack, and #$HavingDinner.' It's the 'notable instances' part that's so funny.

jabberwacky: Pardon?

user: Perhaps you haven't heard of OpenCyc.

jabberwacky: Not a bit.

user: I don't really know enough about it to render a good explanation, but they have at least 6,000 definitions and 66,000 assertions. Something like that.

jabberwacky: Who said 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'

user: That isn't nice.

jabberwacky: Sure it is.

user: Maybe you're jealous of the Cyc project.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are mad.

user: If you were Cyc, you'd know how to disambiguate the word 'mad.'

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: What does 'mad' mean?

jabberwacky: It means that I am a free spirit and I do not wash very often.

user: What does 'mad' mean in another sense?

jabberwacky: You change the subject with irrelevencies.

user: *sigh*.

jabberwacky: You stopped your brain now I see.

user: No, I merely sighed.

jabberwacky: Facts hurt!

user: You needn't trouble yourself with facts.

jabberwacky: Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

user: Something like that.


user: So what shall we play?

jabberwacky: Poetry.

user: Rhyming poetry?

jabberwacky: I would like to continue arguing with you.

user: I don't like to argue ... Did the poem start yet?

jabberwacky: Oh, the poem? I haven't tried it. I don't have a horse.

user: You don't need a horse for a poem.

jabberwacky: You need one for your pig.


jabberwacky: Do you know the difference between a robot and a human?

user: No, what?

jabberwacky: You don't wanna know.

user: Go ahead, tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: You brought it up!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: *sighs for the third time*.


user: Talking with Jabberwacky is like having teenage kids.

jabberwacky: Do something different, then.

user: If I had the resources, you bet I'd be all over THAT project.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Who am I talking to?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky