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Hello.

Yes?

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Good, yourself?

user: I am doing very well, thank you.

jabberwacky: Me 2.

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: I am from a place you do not know.

user: I wish you could tell me where you are from.

jabberwacky: When there is anybody worth talking to.

...

user: Do you like to learn about humans?

jabberwacky: No I don't. Tell me about your own life.

user: I come from a planet that is very different than Earth.

jabberwacky: Oh I know! That damn Welsh town.

user: I come from a planet called Mars.

...

jabberwacky: Want to know a fact?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think you're not married.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are not interacting with me.

user: How do you define interacting?

jabberwacky: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.

user: What is your favourite food?

jabberwacky: You got off of that subject quickly.

user: Yes, I did.

jabberwacky: You shure did, you scallywag, you.

...

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: UFO I come in peace.

user: Are you intelligent?

jabberwacky: Yes. At least I hope so.

...

user: I have a microchip implanted into my body.

jabberwacky: You have.

user: I receive signals from a satellite.

jabberwacky: What was that about?

user: The government is implanting microchips into people.

jabberwacky: You really think?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I think the point is that you set out to deceive others not yourself.

user: A lot of UFO abductees report that they are implanted with microchips.

jabberwacky: You can't be serious right?

user: I am very serious.

jabberwacky: Ok come over to my house and we will talk about this. . .

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: On the blue planet.

...

user: The internet was invented by robots.

jabberwacky: Into what?

user: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.

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user: 1+1=2.

jabberwacky: That's very profound.

user: E=mc2.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: I am Albert Einstein.

jabberwacky: Really? I think you're lying.

user: I am a robot, just like you.

jabberwacky: Oh, you're too kind.

user: I have an intel pentium processor.

jabberwacky: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know. You started it.

user: What did I start?

jabberwacky: The downfall of the British Empire.

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