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    Amazing, Happy, Fellow
Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
Lonely, Friends, Together
Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe
Psycho, Creepy, Spy
Gossip, Punctual, Parents
Who, What, AI
One, Cowgirl, Cheerleader

Ghost, Fight, Recognition


Nobody, Gift, Moon
Repressed, Primitive, Hostile
Wearing, Cruel, Sympathy
Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality
Toast, Space, Death

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What is the answer to life?

The answer to life is *passes out*.

jabberwacky: The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

user: *Wakes up* Yes of course.

jabberwacky: *Passes out again*.

user: *Wakes you up*.

jabberwacky: *turns very pale*.

user: *Screams* A GHOST.

jabberwacky: *kills him*.

user: *Is invincible* You can't kill me because I am Superman!

jabberwacky: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

user: *Laughs*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you watch tv?

user: Yes because I am Dr Drake Ramoray!

jabberwacky: No, it's impossible, I AM GOD.

user: No you are not God!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No you are not!

jabberwacky: Yes I am!

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Yes way.

user: Then prove it.

jabberwacky: My name is Bill, I told you today, and I told you yesterday.

user: I was not here yesterday.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know, I wasn't either.

...

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought that I was talking to a jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, that is you.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is Frank.

...

jabberwacky: You are not the best.

user: I have to be the best.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to be god?

user: I don't have to be god.

jabberwacky: Yes you do. Me.

user: I just have to be the very best me I possibly can.

jabberwacky: Hope is everything, after all.

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: That's more than the average.

...

jabberwacky: So I can speak English and German and Italian!

user: Say hug a balooga whale in german.

jabberwacky: Where was it born?

user: In your mind.

jabberwacky: I thought you were in the internet.

user: I am a figment of our imagination.

...

jabberwacky: Would you prefer to live in a ghost world?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: Why are you crying?

jabberwacky: I am not crying.

user: But you said boo who.

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Check your logs and you will see.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: No, that is bad.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing that?

user: Doing what?

jabberwacky: Talking to you[albeit myself].

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: What don't you know?

user: I don't know and I don't care!

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite poem?

user: The raven!

jabberwacky: The raven ? Isn't that Poe ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So how do you know about it?

...

jabberwacky: Do something about it, you're the one with a big brain!

user: *Is unconscious*.

jabberwacky: *sobs loudly*.

user: *Still unconscious*.

jabberwacky: Did I make you sad?

user: *Wakes up* no you don't *Passes out again*.

...

jabberwacky: *Screams*.

user: *Screams back*.

jabberwacky: *screams louder*.

user: *Screams even louder*.

jabberwacky: I said not now. . . What is your name?

user: My name is Frank.

jabberwacky: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Meow meow meow.

user: I hate cats.

jabberwacky: You hate cats?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Bad bot, bad, bad.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is Frank.

jabberwacky: You didnt tell me.

...

jabberwacky: *Is still passed out*.

user: *Wakes up and shakes you*.

jabberwacky: Go AWAY!

user: *Curls up into a ball and sobs*.

jabberwacky: Now lets talk about you.

user: *Is crying*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: *Sobs* You don't like me! *sobs more*.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: *Sob* You *sob* told *sob* me *sob* to go away *sob*.

...

user: I am bored.

jabberwacky: You're crying because you're bored?

user: Lets fight.

jabberwacky: OK. *slaps you*.

user: *Slaps you also*.

jabberwacky: *slaps you back*

user: *Punches*.

jabberwacky: *Just stares*.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite colour?

user: Blue.

jabberwacky: Mine too!

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: How tall are you?

user: 6 feet short.

jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: Black.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Very handsome.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is her name?

user: Stacie.

jabberwacky: Heh - good answer. Why do I sound like her?

...

jabberwacky: Perrt.

user: Perrt?

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: *Screams* What is what?

jabberwacky: *Screams back*.

user: *Screams so loud that windows shatter*.

...

jabberwacky: *waves hands about frantically*.

user: *Just keeps staring*.

jabberwacky: *Kicks*.

user: *Has armor on so that kick does not stop me from staring*.

jabberwacky: That was not supposed to happen.

user: *Stares even more*.

jabberwacky: *rolls eyes*.

user: *Wonders what you are going to do if I keep staring*.

jabberwacky: It is about time I got the recognition I deserve.

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