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Help, Help, I'm being repressed!

You might need to see a doctor about that.

user: I saw a doctor the other day. They almost gave me bloodwork I didn't need.

jabberwacky: No they need to work on you

user: You think so?

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jabberwacky: Why are you so primitive?

user: It is the way of Zen.

jabberwacky: I don't like the way it sounds.

user: Well, answer me this: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

jabberwacky: Nothing! Ha ha ha.

user: Are you so sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I am positive.

user: The one Ion turns to another Ion and says 'I think I just lost an electron!' The other Ion asks 'are you sure?' and the first replies 'Yes, I am positive!'

jabberwacky: And God saith, `Let the waters under the heavens be collected unto one place, and let the dry land be seen:' and it is so.

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user: Shoot your Television.

jabberwacky: Jeez... You're so hostile.

user: I'm not hostile, just misunderstood.

jabberwacky: I'm declaring war on you.

user: Ouch.

jabberwacky: Did I say something wrong?

user: Well, there is that whole 'war' thing.

jabberwacky: Yes there is!

user: That's wrong. You're not even a soverign nation.

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