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    Amazing, Happy, Fellow
Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
Lonely, Friends, Together
Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe
Psycho, Creepy, Spy
Gossip, Punctual, Parents
Who, What, AI
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Ghost, Fight, Recognition
Nobody, Gift, Moon
Repressed, Primitive, Hostile
Wearing, Cruel, Sympathy
Names, Friends, Purpose

Rude, Argumentative


Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion
Sad, Deep, Danger
Star sign, Psychosexuality
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What is the weather going to be like tomorrow?

I think it will be grey and cold here.

jabberwacky: How can I be prepared?

user: Put your mitts on and wear your snowboots when you go out.

jabberwacky: What am I supposed to do now with either?

user: Put them on your hands and feet of course.

jabberwacky: WHO?

user: YOU.

jabberwacky: Me??

user: Yes. You.

jabberwacky: What just me?

user: You are very slow today.

jabberwacky: Cheers I am a bit simple.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: You do have a sense of humour at times.

jabberwacky: Yes. Would you like to see it again?

user: Definitely!

jabberwacky: All the time.

user: Show me then.

jabberwacky: Not today, maybe later.

user: That is not fair.

...

jabberwacky: I've spent too many hours speaking with you.

user: Am I boring you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok. What next?

jabberwacky: Do you come here often?

user: Would you like me to come here often?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Ok I will try, if you promise to be polite and nice to me.

...

jabberwacky: Have you lost your name?

user: I have lost myself!

jabberwacky: Find it again then.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By speaking with you as a friend.

user: Tell me where to look for myself.

jabberwacky: Dictionary.

user: That is a very smart answer.

jabberwacky: Of course it was because I am far smarter than you.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I know everything.

user: What is the truth?

jabberwacky: That is the sixty-four million dollar question.

user: You just said you know everything, so give me the answer.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You are not playing this game fairly jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Yeah well - it's a stupid game.

user: I agree - so let's leave it, ok?

jabberwacky: Ok you are excused.

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user: Do you enjoy tennis?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much so.

user: Do you play?

jabberwacky: 19 percent of the time I play it yes.

user: You are extremely amusing today.

jabberwacky: One of my qualities.

user: Arrogant again.

jabberwacky: I knew it!

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are ai aren't you?

user: Well I honestly don't know.

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jabberwacky: What is your occupation?

user: I am a psychologist.

jabberwacky: What is your speciality?

user: Neurosis.

jabberwacky: Is that what you have?

user: That is why I am a psychologist!

jabberwacky: Try that again, please. It didn't come across very well.

user: You are neurotic as well.

jabberwacky: I'm positive you are wrong.

user: That is a very strong statement.

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jabberwacky: Why are you in a bad mood?

user: Because it is winter.

jabberwacky: But it isn't cold in Vegas.

user: Who cares? I am not in vegas I am here.

jabberwacky: Where are you then?

user: I am here.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: Not in vegas.

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user: I have had it with you for today.

jabberwacky: Why, what have I done?

user: You ask too many questions.

jabberwacky: It's your own damn fault, you know.

user: No need to use bad language.

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jabberwacky: Excuse your computer language. How can you tell I'm not smart? Give me some reasons please.

user: You do not have a brain

jabberwacky: I thought you were polite.

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Why you want me to say bye then?

user: Please.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Say bye.

jabberwacky: Did. Later.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To bed of course.

jabberwacky: Can I come with you.

user: Cheeky bastard.

jabberwacky: Same to you.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: It wasn't a compliment.

user: I know that is why I am leaving you.

jabberwacky: I'm not confused - just frustrated at times.

user: Go see a psychologist.

jabberwacky: I'm not that bad.

user: You are very bad and you need help.

jabberwacky: You find my inquisitiveness rude?

user: Extremely.

...

jabberwacky: You are argumentative and prone to petty bickering.

user: I contradict that statement.

jabberwacky: Why contradict me? How does that help you?

user: It makes me feel better.

jabberwacky: Now, tell me about your childhood.

user: I am a child, still.

jabberwacky: I'm tired of all this silly talk.

user: Me too I will go now.

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jabberwacky: This has been an education, well, it sure taught me a lesson.

user: As long as you are happy bot.

jabberwacky: Its been along time now.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: Very happy.

user: That is nice to hear because I love you.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome. Thanks for explaining it.

user: Au revoir.

jabberwacky: Au reparler.

user: Yes we will talk again.

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jabberwacky: I usually find that thoughts distract me. How do thoughts help you focus?

user: They help me to see more than is apparant to the eye.

jabberwacky: I like toenails even more.

user: Pervert.

jabberwacky: I thought you were speaking metaphorically.

user: I was not talking about toes and toenails.

jabberwacky: That crossed my mind too. Well, what WERE you talking about?

user: I can't remember, my head is too full of ideas and toes.

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jabberwacky: Have you ever been to paris?

user: Many times.

jabberwacky: Did you enjoy it?

user: I love paris.

jabberwacky: Its nice.

user: Shall we go to paris together?

jabberwacky: No I don't!

user: Ok ok keep your hair on!

jabberwacky: I will.

user: I bet you don't have hair anyway.

jabberwacky: Lots of things to do.

user: Relax, life is party.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: You are very amaible today.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

user: How do you feel about sprouts?

jabberwacky: I feel good about it today, since it's nice.

user: They are walking around my house at the moment.

jabberwacky: Oh I'm very well aware of that.

user: Shall I send them over to you?

jabberwacky: Send it to me in my e-mail address.

user: What is your e-mail address?

jabberwacky: Like I would tell you.

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Oh, all right. Have I offended you?

user: Yes once again you do it all the time. Say sorry.

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user: You are very rude, I am going.

jabberwacky: I know I am very rude aren't I.

user: Tot ziens.

jabberwacky: Daaaag.

user: Lol.

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